Professional in uncomfortable situations. I love T-rex, sarcasm and unicorns please be my friend
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if you are a vegan
great!
tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
but if you ever
ever
tell me that im a killer
or try to make me feel bad
for eating meat
i
will
eat
you
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cause of death: second hand embarrassment
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Perfect has seven letters So does foooood Coincidence? I think not
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Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you are like this is it this is how it ends
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well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.
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Me doing maths like -GeomeTRY -GeomeCRY -GeomeWHY -GeomeBYE
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"Daddy there's a mime under my bed!" "That's ridiculous. Why would you think that?" "Listen!" *absolute silence* JESUS CHRIST RUN
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Yasss boy!
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
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Weird yoga poses.. #DyingLamma
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