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The Facebook algorithm has started recommending me a page called "Death Stairs and I

yeah they sure are

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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

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this is the full video of the hyraxes drinking tea btw it’s great. the guy chides them because the tea is hot

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 Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)

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Zootopia + text posts (part 3 of ?)

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ah yes, Galavant, the musical comedy fantasy show with bangers such as

"Local King Realises He Has Zero Useful Skills"

"Gay Bar Anthem About Undressing An Oblivious Straight Guy"

"The Ruling Class Sucks, How About We Poison All Of Them"

"The Most Scathing Critique Of Representative Democracy You Will Ever Come Across"

"Yelling About How You're Going To Very Sneakily Kill Your Brother"

"Pirate Shanty: Run Aground Edition"

"Disney Princess Love Interest Duet Except The Lyrics Are About How You Barely Tolerate Each Other" (twice)

and of course

"A New Season AKA Suck It Cancellation Bear" which is the actual real title of that song and cannot be improved upon through humorous description

also have I mentioned that all of these are composed by actual real Disney composer Alan Menken, of Little Shop of Horrors, Tangled, and basically the entire Disney Renaissance fame, and wow do they sound like it

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FYI, it’s never “too late” to follow your dreams

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“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

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its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history

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IG@lo.pony

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Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already

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YOU hates terfs

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they all acted as narrative foils to Jax's character this episode which I really enjoyed