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daddy'sa good cook.. i help with dinner e'ry night! usually m'the one decidin' what we have and what stuff goes innit.

helloooo mr. constantine! helloooooo!!

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Hellooo sweetling helloooo!

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helloooo! hellooooo!

didja like yer jambalaya : )? daddy let me determine how much spice t'use.

helloooo mr. constantine! helloooooo!!

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Hellooo sweetling helloooo!

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wonderful! i got a fish, didja hear? named it barry. daddy came home with 'em one day after 'n errand. he's real happy.

hellooooo missus zatanna hellooooooo!

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Hello dani ! My favourite little sorceress, how are you doing?

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“wish it was that easy.”

and wish she did. maybe in a different time, her father wasn't a cult leader with a troubled past... or maybe always he was, and dani would've just landed with her mother.

“not m'actual daddy anyway, y'know? i'm adopted!”

danica seemed very proud of that fact. someone give her a sticker.

“but, um. yeah, real complicated. daddy's all i got. and he's bad—but i love'm. hard not t'.”

“'cuse me,”

in john's lovely cozy alley, a young teenage girl stands in the way of the entry. she's holding a bag.. presumably with food in it.

“it's me; dani! um, i invited y'to dinner one time.. my daddy don't like y'much..”

she prattled for a second, but held out the bag regardless.

“i broughtcha leftovers! i figured you wouldn't.. answer my question if i just asked off rip. it's jambalaya, if y'were wonderin'.”

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….Moonbeam.

*Constantine blinks. He’s sitting against the wall, a ratty looking novel in his lap. It’s a trashy romance novel.*

Huh.

*What is going on? People are bringing him…Food? He’s really not used to this.*

Well. Thank ‘y. I don’t…I don’t ‘ave th’ spawn no more, ‘t feed as well.

But thank ‘y.

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dani makes a face. it's not exactly her idea of a good read—she scrunched her nose at the sight of it.

“well, if it makes y'feel better, i know daddy's not really.. a stand-up guy.”

she shrugged. maybe a little shame was evident there; hard to tell. she kicked a rock down the alley.

“i mean, hard not t'see it. been livin' with'm m'whole life. but he's my daddy, you know?”

dani offered john the plastic spoon she'd produced from her pocket.

“think m'supposed t'take his place when he's all old and gross. i don't go 'bout readin' his mind, though.”

“'cuse me,”

in john's lovely cozy alley, a young teenage girl stands in the way of the entry. she's holding a bag.. presumably with food in it.

“it's me; dani! um, i invited y'to dinner one time.. my daddy don't like y'much..”

she prattled for a second, but held out the bag regardless.

“i broughtcha leftovers! i figured you wouldn't.. answer my question if i just asked off rip. it's jambalaya, if y'were wonderin'.”

— @myster-e-gurl

….Moonbeam.

*Constantine blinks. He’s sitting against the wall, a ratty looking novel in his lap. It’s a trashy romance novel.*

Huh.

*What is going on? People are bringing him…Food? He’s really not used to this.*

Well. Thank ‘y. I don’t…I don’t ‘ave th’ spawn no more, ‘t feed as well.

But thank ‘y.

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“oh,” she smiled, “yeah, that's what daddy calls me. 'causeuv the whole moon magic stuff.”

dani did her absolute best not to take second glances at whatever trash john seemed to be reading. very tempting, though. she, instead, politely chose to set the bag at his feet.

“had a question,”

dani dug a spoon out of her pocket.

“what's yer deal with m'daddy? he don't tell me much.”

“'cuse me,”

in john's lovely cozy alley, a young teenage girl stands in the way of the entry. she's holding a bag.. presumably with food in it.

“it's me; dani! um, i invited y'to dinner one time.. my daddy don't like y'much..”

she prattled for a second, but held out the bag regardless.

“i broughtcha leftovers! i figured you wouldn't.. answer my question if i just asked off rip. it's jambalaya, if y'were wonderin'.”

— @myster-e-gurl

….Moonbeam.

*Constantine blinks. He’s sitting against the wall, a ratty looking novel in his lap. It’s a trashy romance novel.*

Huh.

*What is going on? People are bringing him…Food? He’s really not used to this.*

Well. Thank ‘y. I don’t…I don’t ‘ave th’ spawn no more, ‘t feed as well.

But thank ‘y.

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daddy's arguin' with that blonde guy again. :/

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wish daddy didn't hate basically every other magic person all the time. makes it a bit hard to make pals who're also magical.

s'alright, i mean, i don't mind much. still got friends.

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i like extra people! means more players f'board games! maybe we could all play the game of life!

👋!

af'rnoon! daddy though it'd be nice t'invite you t'supper. we're havin' etouffee— he also figured y'probably say no, so he also said t'tell ya he insists. y'like parcheesi? we could play parcheesi! i got sorry 'n monopoly, too.

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Seems your Daddy wants me, eh?

Insists 'y say? He must really want me.

Fine then. 'M all yours, squire. But 'm bringin' me nasty tricks if anythin' goes pear shaped.

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it's good! i like po-boys.

daddy also said i should lay out someuv the ground rules like don't touch nothin', and don't kill m'fish, and wipe your feet on the rug, 'n also don't snoop around.

also said don't go bein' nosey in the drinks cabinet. he made that one fer'ya i think 'cause i ain't ever had'ta tell somebody that.

👋!

af'rnoon! daddy though it'd be nice t'invite you t'supper. we're havin' etouffee— he also figured y'probably say no, so he also said t'tell ya he insists. y'like parcheesi? we could play parcheesi! i got sorry 'n monopoly, too.

— 🌙 [ @myster-e-gurl ]

Seems your Daddy wants me, eh?

Insists 'y say? He must really want me.

Fine then. 'M all yours, squire. But 'm bringin' me nasty tricks if anythin' goes pear shaped.

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guess so! m'always used'ta the usual crowd, so, I like a change in comp'ny!

i'm danica, by the way— s'posed'ta be polite t'introduce yerself 'fore your guests. y'can call me dani! everybody does, even strangers. y'like cajun food? hope y'do. s'all daddy cooks.

👋!

af'rnoon! daddy though it'd be nice t'invite you t'supper. we're havin' etouffee— he also figured y'probably say no, so he also said t'tell ya he insists. y'like parcheesi? we could play parcheesi! i got sorry 'n monopoly, too.

— 🌙 [ @myster-e-gurl ]

Seems your Daddy wants me, eh?

Insists 'y say? He must really want me.

Fine then. 'M all yours, squire. But 'm bringin' me nasty tricks if anythin' goes pear shaped.

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I invited a stranger over f'supper. hope daddy's not friends with'n axe murderer or nothin'.

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we're playin' parcheesi : )!

‘Y lured me, old bastard.

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Me?

What an absolutely preposterous accusation. Always throwing the finger at somebody else, John.

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i got a fish!

never thought i'd see the day. daddy was always did hellbent on havin' no pets in the house. said it was a good start, though. said maybe i could have'a dog.. later.

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Y're a life saver, thank you. Daddy loves his antiques— he'd have a fit if anythin' in particular happened to 'em. Loves his paintin's too, likes to have 'em described.

Just thought.. you know, glue or a mental illusion of a vase wouldn't be enough. So uh, I figured askin' was a good bet.

would'ja happen to have a spare magical vase? 'r just'a spare vase in the shade jade green?

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A magical vase? No. A regular jade-green vase? Maybe. But I have to ask, why the very specific color? Some kind of ancient ritual, or did you just break someone’s favorite decoration and need a quick replacement before they notice? Because if it’s the second one, I really want to hear that story first.

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i really need'ta replace it. almost everythin' in daddy's house is magic, but i mean, it could just be a vase. could. sometimes we go antiquing together 'n he likes to pick out old stuff. usually i tell 'em the color and stuff.

i really didn't mean to. i was just tryna get better with m'moonlight. i mean, i did what the book told me! i just. didn't know how'ta make it stop. i'm a self taught sortuv learner.

would'ja happen to have a spare magical vase? 'r just'a spare vase in the shade jade green?

- @myster-e-gurl

A magical vase? No. A regular jade-green vase? Maybe. But I have to ask, why the very specific color? Some kind of ancient ritual, or did you just break someone’s favorite decoration and need a quick replacement before they notice? Because if it’s the second one, I really want to hear that story first.

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it's daddy's vase.

i didn't mean'ta! honest! i was just practicin' yesterday like he said'ta and i was tryna balance some moonlight off of this big mirror we got, 'n it was workin'! but then i thought, well i don't actually know how to let go safely so i thought maybe, uh, i could just do it real fast and easy like!

.. so i did it fast and easy like, and it bounced. hit daddy's vase.

would'ja happen to have a spare magical vase? 'r just'a spare vase in the shade jade green?

- @myster-e-gurl

A magical vase? No. A regular jade-green vase? Maybe. But I have to ask, why the very specific color? Some kind of ancient ritual, or did you just break someone’s favorite decoration and need a quick replacement before they notice? Because if it’s the second one, I really want to hear that story first.