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{Low-key I would love it if someone went into the inbox, pretended to be Principal Dort, and roasted Larissa. She would come up with some great comebacks besides “you tacky man.” }

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“Well, Miss Weems, how the tables turn. Since ballet and tanking Nevermore’s reputation were your highest priorities, I’m happy to be in charge of the school now. In fact, I’m making Nevermore the outcast haven it was supposed to be, not some try-hard academy that wants to reach out to normies through acts of service and other things. Wake up and smell the coffee, Larissa- I’m the principal now. Oh, and your harp is now in the music room. It got in the way of my golf things.” -Barry Dort, Principal of Nevermore Academy

Once Dort started monologuing, Larissa couldn’t help but roll her eyes. “Okay, I’m not mad about my harp- I had plans to donate it to the school’s music program once I retired. But, what does bother me is how fanatical you seem to be- and how you appear to manipulate the students. Frankly, I don’t think you’re suited to be the principal. Not only are you vindictive and you seem to be using Wednesday for your own gain- yes, I saw that hideous painting, you’re simply… tacky.”

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{Low-key I would love it if someone went into the inbox, pretended to be Principal Dort, and roasted Larissa. She would come up with some great comebacks besides “you tacky man.” }

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Open starter because Mun is on vacation and therefore so is Rissie

Miss Larissa Weems is lounging by the pool in her chaise lounge, soaking up the sun in a cerulean blue one piece swimsuit. A piña colada in her hand, she glances over her sunglasses and groans.

“If I hear Margaritaville once again, I’m going to scream.”

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OPEN RP

A swan was swimming on the lake at Nevermore Academy. It was strange, since swans aren’t usually found in the area. But then again, this was no ordinary swan…

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OPEN STARTER

(Open to any ship 18+, will not ship with minors)

“I- ouch, please turn the lights off. I have a migraine.”

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QUESTION TIME!!! (Yay!)

(Also, I’m pretty sure there’s other shapeshifting mutants/heroes/villains out there, but Larissa wouldn’t want to take the spotlight from Mystique. That, and I don’t really know the names of any other DC shapeshifters)

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VROOM! VROOM!

Although Larissa and Tyson survived, the monster didn’t… and neither did the chainsaw. “Oh… I suppose we’ll have to replace this chainsaw,” she said, surveying the gruesome outcome of what happened. “Tyson, please check the area for any students and staff.” Larissa did the same, albeit a bit tired. “Don’t worry, everyone,” she said wearily. “Whatever it is has been dispatched.”

Open starter

Larissa could not believe she was doing this, but, it was a desperate time. First, she took a drag from her cigarette holder, and then she did something that would shock anyone who knew her. Larissa picked up a chainsaw from the groundskeeper’s shed and revved it. She turned to face the monster in front of her who dared to intrude Nevermore and terrorize her students.

“This time, it’s personal.”

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I know that Larissa is coming back, but I’d like to think that the Pitch Slaps sing this song at her memorial service.

(Also, Wednesday played Swan Lake on cello)

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THE REUNION WE ALL NEEDED

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This looks like a vintage pin-up and I love it.

rip rissa you would’ve loved chappel roan

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Air biscuits

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“He’s a little love bug,” she said, watching Enid pet him. Binx was loving the attention, and rolled around happily. “I’m happy that he has a home now.”

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Enid smiled and leaned down to pet the cat. She had thought that Binx was sweet. She thought that he was pretty cute as well. She watched the cat and then looked back up to her principal. "Well I like him too."

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When Uni was a kitten🐱

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OOC

I’ve got this mental image of Larissa and Morticia as the white and black swan from Swan Lake, and I love it.

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It was difficult to find research in the mid 1950′s to justify daywear that had a dramatic sleeve and a mix of velvet and moire silk, but Padme knows how to turn out a great appearance for the Senate!

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Hmm, the less said about my opinion of the original “Dinner with Anakin” dress the better, but I think bringing it into ‘56 redeems some of the severity, without making it too casual! Alluring, but respectable. (More Star Wars modern fashion project)

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