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a very gentle PSA that a writer is not a short-order cook, please do not try to order off the menu

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snoopy of the day

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Dandelion sheep 🌼🐑

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Reblog if you want to give a hug to your moots

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Trip is the GOAT who stood up against discrimination

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MMPR Tommy X Jason - Old Man Yaoi 💚🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈

What better way to celebrate Pride Month than to have a piece of our iconic ranger duo living it up after all these years >>>> (Full/Alternate versions soon via Bsky and AO3).

@killingerblue @ajgrey9647 @augment-techs @skyland2703

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Getting kidnapped as a superhero is rather embarrassing, but at least you were certain that your friends would rescue you. Which is why it came as a massive shock to you to see one of your villains bust the door of you cell open and unlock your restraints.

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When I was a kid one of the places they would put snow was in the center of cul-de-sacs. It made sense they were right there for the streets that contained them and they weren’t in the way of cars in the driveways.

Us being kids we would play on them usually by climbing up one side and sliding down the other. They had to stop doing it though because it wasn’t safe and as long as the were in the center the kids were going to play on them.

You know what I've never really seen realistically depicted in fiction? The way that people in places that get a huge amount of snow deal with said snow. Specifically in the cities. I get that it's probably not exactly an intuitive thing to think about if you've never lived in a place that gets a lot of snow, and even if you do, you probably figure that they must have some really sophisticated infrastructure systems specifically for this purpose. It's not like they'll just scoop the snow off the streets and gather it into huge piles, and then just climb over the progressively larger and larger snow piles every single year for months while waiting for the piles to melt in the spring.

We do. There's no point in planning more sophisticated systems to get rid of something that'll eventually just go away on its own. So they just pile the snow into randomly designated spaces that cars or people aren't supposed to go through, and let it pile up. There's significantly less street parking available in the winter because some spots where you could otherwise park a car are currently the parking spot of a snow pile three times taller than a car.

You get used to it. And if you grow up around here, it never even occurs to you to think of it as something strange in the first place.

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blue and magenta!

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"my doctor is refusing to prescribe me this medication I need because they think I'm displaying 'drug seeking behavior'"

-> "it sucks so bad that the institution of medicine empowers people to be so ableist and just refuse treatment to addicts based on vibes" yeah it sure does

-> "addicts are to blame for this" bro is onto nothing 🔥🔥🔥

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In case you are having a bad day,

Have a compilation of Cookie Monster doing the :D

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“we shouldn’t be doing this. not here.” for Coldflash please <3

“Why do they even make up the beds if they don’t want to tempt people into sleeping in them? I’m just gonna close my eyes for a minute - it’s fine.”

It’s no surprise that Barry has now caught the rapt attention of every small child in the store, given that he’s sleeping in the Flash suit - cowl still up - under a comforter with a cartoon rendering of the Justice League on it. “He’s just saved the universe and he has the key to the city,” Len points out to the floor staff member who has just arrived; “surely you can sleep on the rule this time.”

Len turns on the cold gun safeties that only he knows how to reset, and lets the kids point it at each other, while he sits and waits to explain to the store manager why Captain Cold and the Flash have been caught sleeping in a bed in IKEA - an experience that would have been a lot more fun after closing time.

You pick the ship (or gen) and the first line, I’ll write the next five sentences

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I made a cute headphone holder with Jace and Judy! If you keep accidentally sitting on headphones like me and need corvid decoration, check these out!

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

https://jaceandjudy.com/collections/crow-collab

💜💜💜💜💜

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a sitting platypus