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You can only reblog this today.

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Don’t forget the insane fan and her family

Icarly was fucking terrifying

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

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PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

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Otter teaches human how to pet him.

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When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

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straight from travis mcelroys instagram

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My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

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ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

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this cured my depression. my anxiety. my bills. my job. everything’s fine. i hope you have a good day

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When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

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fgfdgfgfgfh

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Legend has it that he was bitten by a radioactive pair of Timbs

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“the fuck you looking at. keep scrolling.”