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My question though is why all the Hargreeves seems to question Klaus when he says he can see Ben? Like one brother can communicate with the dead, the other brother is dead. Is it really such a difficult leap? I know Klaus isn’t the most reliable person, but frankly one of you is 57 year old man trapped in a 15 year old body, another is part gorilla, a third thinks he’s Batman, the fourth can wish people into doing what she wants, and the fifth has the power to start the apocalypse. But yeah, the psychic boy seeing the ghost of his dead brother. That’s the stretch.

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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*phone ringing*

reginald hargreeves: *picks up* hello?

reginald hargreeves: wha- ..

reginald hargreeves: what male striPPER ?THIS IS A DECENT HOUSE HOW DARE YOU?!*slams phone*

*phone ringing again*

reginald hargreeves: *picks up* hello?

reginald hargreeves: NO IM NOT THE MALE STRIPPER AND THIS IS A DECENT HOUSE FULL OF CHILDRE-

reginald hargreeves: *screaming* NUMBER FOUR!!

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not to be outrageously gay but i made a greek myths as vines comp and theres some real niche references in there 👌

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y’all: mlm and wlw

my chaotic dumbass internal monologue: mlem and wuhluhwuh

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Tony: I kinda always wished I had a brother. Y’know, so we could talk about gadgets and stuff, and it’d be the best.

Stephen: my brother used to practice wwe wrestling moves on me

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JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

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Klaus: *punches in seven What’s New Pussycats into the jukebox*

Ben: Hey, hey, hey, wait. Before we drop in another What’s New Pussycat, let’s put in one It’s Not Unusual

Klaus: You’re a genius

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my children and a creepy old man 

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“All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said ‘Hippo’”

— Hunk to Keith after a pretty gnarly take down.  

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fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

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why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”

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mhmmmmm

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Ok so I’ve covered why you should not actually clone your pet. But to be honest, I’m not sure how many of you were actually considering dropping 50 G’s for the procedure. Still, maybe you want some sort of memory of a pet who passed away. So let me tell you about CUDDLE CLONES

Basically it’s this company that will make a PLUSH replica of your pet. A cat, dog or horse is $249, and smaller animals like rabbits and guinea pigs are $179. 

In addition to being much cheaper than actual cloning, it doesn’t require any invasive surgery on innocent surrogate ovum donors and mom dogs! Note that this isn’t the only company that does something like plush replicas, for example Feltpets will make your animal out of felt.

But OK Cuddle Clones look particularly quality to me, look at how close they look to the original

they also do figurines

Furthermore, they’ll do any animal you like

cat? dog? horse? gerbil? donkey? it don’t matter to cuddle clones, they will MAKE YOU THAT PLUSH

Also, they donate money to animal-related charities  Did I mention they will do any animal? it doesn’t even have to be real. it can be the fursona you made when you were 14 for deviantart

hell, they’ll make your How to Train Your Dragon OC if you want it

Cuddle Clones is there for you, and i need one of my blob monster please 

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How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

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Every show set in New York is legally obligated to make at least one Jersey joke

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