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this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me

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(second century warlord making a joke at the expense of those who lived in the past) first day as a first century warlord: i can’t write anything down cause paper hasn’t been invented yet

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penny bunny cmsn for @mysterysystems :)

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What is your stance on the issues?

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collect my flop posts

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religious porn artist: thank you god for guiding my hand to draw this porn of jalter.

atheist porn artist: through my own skills and labor, this porn of jalter is my magnum opus.

agnostic porn artist: no one knows for sure if there is porn of jalter.

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miss them

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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it

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problematic typing speed gap

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I witnessed greatness, I kicked its teeth in.

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don quixote..?

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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this bit from wayne's third Robot Alchemic Drive stream had me losing my shit. very good. very gllang

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twitter really liked this