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So I just started The Magnus Archives and I’m currently on episode 26 and I’m so intrigued by this! I have questions! Like why do eyes keep getting brought up? It should be of note that the only thing I knew about before getting in to was that it starts out sorta like the scp foundation (not really but meh) and that ends up heading towards eldritch horror type shit.

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Steph, randomly: *leans over the couch where Jason is reading* hey, Jason? Jason: what? Steph: did you ever like . . . Actually get a driver’s permit? Jason: uhh . . . now that I think about it, no dick and Bruce: *stop what theyre doing in the background* Steph: did you . . . Get a learner’s permit? Jason: nope Steph: did you . . . Learn how to fucking drive???? Jason: uhhhhhhhh dick: *whips around to Bruce* I thought you were teaching him with the Batmobile!! Bruce: *crossing his arms* I thought YOU were teaching him! Jason: nah it’s fine guys Ra’s taught me everyone in the room: *having a stroke* RA’S AL GHUL TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DRI— bruce: *louder than anyone else* THAT MAN CANNOT DRIVE FOR SHIT

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yes I am implying 3rd life grian is scar's knight. and what about it.

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This is gonna be a long shot but here goes

I'm looking for a fic that I haven't read in years, almost a decade. It was posted on Wattpad (I know, I know. I'm an ao3 girlie now) and it was in the Mystreet (made by Aphmau) fandom. The main ship was Zane x Travis. It started out with Zane getting hit with a sorta genderbent potion. I think his father was somewhat abusive but I'm not sure on that one. I do remember one specific scene where he jumps out of a second story window, does I think a flip, and Travis catches him. I think Zane gets kidnapped by gene later on in the fic and then gene gets sent to jail but zenix revealed that he was in love with him but gene never paid attention to him or something, idk. If anyone has got any sort of info, that'd be amazing

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*Jason gets Tim and Damian to help find out who is trying to kill him*

Tim: We’re in.

Damian: Now, do we have any information on who might wanna kill Jason besides all of us?

*Jason throws a giant binder on the table*

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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The universal constant of younger siblings doing whatever they can to annoy the snot out of the eldest. Alas. Look at their smug faces. They’re so proud.

Too proud.

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First meeting or something

I NEED MORE OF THEM BEING LOSERS PLEASE

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Why does he need a- … oh

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Evacuation

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Explaining to straight adults that much of queer history happened within their lifetime and they were unaware of all the extremely important events and how many laws there were to prevent us from thriving because they werent part of queer circles themselves is like...

-leans in close-

How would you like to know about the war in Ba Sing Se?

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Saw Jason being a stress baker somewhere and I like that. I raise you, Duke and Jason cook together. Now it's not what you think, this experience isn't pleasant for anyone watching or involved at all. Duke hates people in his way in the kitchen and Jason is a kitchen hog. Despite that, they can actual throw down in the kitchen

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Duke, trying to get to a knife and Jason's line backer build ass is in the way: I am going to fucking stab you.

Jason looking through a cabinet for more seasoning: What did I do?

Duke: Despite being the richest man on the planet, Bruce Wayne only owns one set of knifes. You know this. I know this. The bats in the damn cave know this YET YOU STILL STAND INFRONT OF THE ONLY KNIFES WE HAVE!!

Jason steps out of the way: An "Excuse me" would've been nice too, ass.

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Dick walking into the kitchen for a snack and witnessing the unholy mess that is the kitchen accompanied by the best smelling food he's smelled in a while: D-Did Alfred Okay this?

Duke pushing jason out of the way from in front of the oven: Jason asked before he left.

Jason, fear consuming him: I thought you asked before he left.

Duke:

Jason:

Duke: We have made a very big mistake.

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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around