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Lbf in a libertines shirt?????? Gayass man

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okay billy, i want to play a game. i am going to leave the room for 1 hour. before you, you see a marshmallow. if i come back in an hour and the marshmallow is still there, you will get a second marshmallow. but if you eat it, you only get one marshmallow. the choice is yours, billy. the clock is ticking.

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Julian looking gorgeous at the Wood Festival 2 weeks ago! (Photos from This Is Oxfordshire.)

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eid and pride in the same month i know he’s locked the FUCK in

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the saw franchise is funnier if billy the puppet was a genuine haunted doll that just. did that. like john kramer made him and some spirit just merged with the doll and had a zest for bloodlust and it was a convenient match. they just point billy in the right direction and let him loose in the saw traps

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I think I've posted enough about Saw to warrant posting this joke. I am a t4t hoffstrahm truther obviously bc literally what's the point otherwise but I think Strahm is like, 30 years on hormones stealth at work every surgery available trans guy who calls himself "one of the last of the old-school transsexuals" or some shit. While doing """FBI research""" he finds out about Hoffman advertising his "mancunt" on Grindr and gets so angry he gives himself heart palpitations

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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

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the vibe i bring to the function

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family portrait

commissioned by @loumandism

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Amma and Amadeo

Sharp Objects - Gillian Flynn / The Vampire Armand - Anne Rice / Sharp Objects (2018)

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new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life 🪾= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑‍🧒 = with mama

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As part of her social media detox this girl on YouTube made herself do one hour of understimulating tasks every day and she just counted rice for 60 minutes straight because its no different from doomscrolling in terms of wasted time

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the vampire armand / the vampire lestat / the queen of the damned

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2007 eBird gem