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Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

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I don’t like those TikTok vids that are just people reading tumblr posts why r u spying on us come wallow in the mud like the rest of us

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i cant think of the fact that humans send messages saying ’where are you? who are you?’ from earth to the giant and empty space all around us for too long because it makes me cry so hard and feel so human and lonely

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so the new wonder woman movie is black hawk down levels of racist that’s fun

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(guy who doesnt know what snow is) babe come look outside there’s cum everywhere!

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is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

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can you imagine being THIS cool

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I explained what a himbo was to my dad yesterday.

Dad: (nodding) The man from the ghostbusters reboot

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this is how people look talking about mads mikkelsen

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I get a lot of feelings from these scenes!  

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this post had such strong ling vibes i had to draw it immediately 

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god dashcon was so fucking incredible. like i know everyone remembers the ballpit and stuff but i don’t think everyone remembers how they didn’t pay the bill for the hotel so they gathered everyone in a big room and begged for $17k. and then everyone did the three fingers thing from hunger games

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Crop top that says "met god," with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text