mythical-bxtch
mythical-bxtch
I'm August.
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Binge Drinking Champion.
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mythical-bxtch · 15 days ago
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mythical-bxtch · 1 month ago
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god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink
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mythical-bxtch · 7 months ago
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mythical-bxtch · 7 months ago
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yesterday i rolled a joint and immediately lost it and my only comfort has been imagining it traveling chef boyardee style down the stairs and across the walkways to a stoner in greater need than myself
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mythical-bxtch · 1 year ago
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mythical-bxtch · 1 year ago
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy
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mythical-bxtch · 1 year ago
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how to erase pencil guidelines from under ink
1. wait until you’re absolutely sure the ink is dry
2. wrong
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mythical-bxtch · 1 year ago
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How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about
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mythical-bxtch · 1 year ago
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Love yik yak sometimes
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mythical-bxtch · 1 year ago
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i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”
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mythical-bxtch · 2 years ago
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mythical-bxtch · 2 years ago
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mythical-bxtch · 2 years ago
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you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok
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mythical-bxtch · 2 years ago
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mythical-bxtch · 2 years ago
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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes
such a loss
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mythical-bxtch · 2 years ago
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google docs babygirl you are so fucking stupid
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mythical-bxtch · 2 years ago
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