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guys i got my lesbian cowgirls!! thank you to 4 cis straight british men for doing improv comedy

i need lesbian cowgirls someone link me s fic pls

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just found the notebook full of printed out pictures of 2 members of 1D (i think you know which ones, the very popular ship) along with handwritten and printed out song lyrics and lyric analysis... also... the full real life address that i found of one of them written in it... 14 year old me certainly had hobbies

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i need a steddie fic thats basically just good luck babe by chappell roan. like i need eddie in the heartwrenching place of i know you love me and if youre not willing to accept that thats your problem. and steve just desperately trying to ignore his feelings and hooking up with more girls and getting drunk and shit and it just isnt going away. preferably a happy ending though a like 50 yo steve realising that he threw something real away because he was scared is also accepted

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literally me lmao, im a lesbian but a LOT of ships i ship are mlm, basically all, simply because theyre more interesting and a lot of the time more popular so more chance theres something in there that i like

girls in fandom enjoying an mlm ship is not fetishizing gay men btw

fetishizing something is specifically linked to SEXUAL gratification

shipping an mlm ship means enjoying the dynamic between two male characters because of their chemistry, emotional connection, or story. it can come from a place of respect, love for storytelling, and support for queer representation.

fetishizing gay men is reducing them to objects for personal pleasure or entertainment. it manifests as invasive behavior, sexualizing real people, and/or treating their relationships as exotic or taboo.

saying that any girl, queer or straight, that ships two men is "fetishizing them", is a scapegoat to be homophobic and sexist all at once. the end

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my ao3 top100 ships that i ship/have read fics of

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i will always be a stucky shipper. i just cant, even if im dormant i see 1 good edit and im heartbroken again.

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this book immediately scores higher in my mind

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im beginning to think that theyre gonna kill of Jonathan in s5 so they can force nancy and steve back together... please let me be wrong 🙏

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eddie does actually know how to get out of handcuffs (the mechanism isn't that difficult) but the key is easier and he needed to buy them time so in the end it worked out

Been having this ping pong around my head for awhile so—

Steve and Eddie who barely interact post vecna, but the kids want to throw a surprise party for Steve’s birthday and Robin’s busy helping them set up and Nancy can’t hang out all day with Steve that would be uncomfortable after the whole 6 kids conversations and-

So yeah Eddie needs to hang out with Steve all day which already puts Eddie on edge because yeah this guy with the wet eyes who carried Eddie out of literal hell deserves a nice surprise, but what are they supposed to DO all day until Henderson calls and lets him know it’s ok to head back to Steve’s? go to the arcade?? Play *shudders* a sport together

So a pizza, 3 beers, and 2 movies, and half a joint later, Eddie is running out of ways to keep Steve occupied and is kinda freaking out about it and Steve has sensed that anxious energy since he got there and assumes Eddie was trying to be nice to Steve on his birthday by having him over for pizza but clearly doesn’t actually want Steve around so actually he will just go now thanks for having me over and -oh? A tour of your room…ok?

Eddie is trying to find anything in his room to distract Steve but the more frantic and more over the top the more on edge and annoyed it makes Steve and when Steve tries to leave again Eddie just fucking wrestles Steve and in a act of desperation handcuffs Steve to his bed frame and for a minute Eddie is very proud of himself for finally finding a way to get Steve to stay before realizing what he just did

They both are just staring at each other tangled up in eddies bed in disbelief that Eddie just handcuffed him to the bed

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this is actually a pretty good way to think of it bc im already writing fictional literature about people that dont exist lmao, thanks this did actually help me reframe it in my head

yall is it embarrassing to write selfinsert oc fics... bc i really dont fully vibe with any of the people robin is being shipped with but i realllyyyy wanna write a double date steddie robin x whoever-her-girlfriend-is fic

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yall is it embarrassing to write selfinsert oc fics... bc i really dont fully vibe with any of the people robin is being shipped with but i realllyyyy wanna write a double date steddie robin x whoever-her-girlfriend-is fic

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holy shit i just realised that theres a real chance theyre gonna put nancy and steve back together as a couple in s5 fuck i dont want that AT ALL

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now i dont ship byler, but if they arent canon by the end of s5 then wtf was all that foreshadowing for???

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i explained to my cis straight male friend what queerbating was and he got genuinely angry that happens, and i think thats so sweet lmao i love that guy hes cool

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as much as i love the eddie fics where he is living that sex, drugs, and rock n roll lifestyle, i also need a fic where he’s basically gerard in that one interview where he starts going off on a tangent about dnd when the interviewer asks him about groupies and strip clubs

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