mytvisonthefritz
mytvisonthefritz
fritz :-)
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formerly @fritzthepiratefox . im a weird tranny mechanophiliac who is in desperate need to fuck danny elfman .please look at my blog
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mytvisonthefritz · 2 minutes ago
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I LUV UR GUN 💙
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mytvisonthefritz · 5 minutes ago
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mytvisonthefritz · 16 hours ago
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Arms, arms,arms
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mytvisonthefritz · 17 hours ago
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who do you think is the biggest in boingo. i think it’s probably sluggo.
did you even need to ask this... yes of course sluggo is the biggest with steve in a close second. most of the rest are likely blessed with boypussy because I cannot help myself from writing the most self-indulgent bullshit known to man.
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mytvisonthefritz · 17 hours ago
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could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell
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mytvisonthefritz · 17 hours ago
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like i think we've pretty much maxxed out the amount of realism we can get from games by now. can we go back to making fun stylized and preferably optimized stuff now pleaaaasseeee...
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mytvisonthefritz · 17 hours ago
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comic about driving i guess
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mytvisonthefritz · 17 hours ago
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i hate when a horny post is really hot but they use some fuckass word and i just morally cannot stand behind it
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mytvisonthefritz · 18 hours ago
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Okaaay I'm lying I do think I'm more artistically creative than anyone else in terms of character design..... but I do not want it to be that way... let's turn everything into animals.. together
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mytvisonthefritz · 18 hours ago
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many of my sexual fantasies and kinks boil down to ‘someone being really attracted to me and me not having to ask for affection, just be given it.” which could mean nothing.
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mytvisonthefritz · 18 hours ago
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hahaha omg y'allllll I'm getting encased in tree sap rn what kinda pose should I fossilize in 🤣
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mytvisonthefritz · 18 hours ago
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mytvisonthefritz · 19 hours ago
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Porsche 911
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mytvisonthefritz · 21 hours ago
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mytvisonthefritz · 22 hours ago
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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mytvisonthefritz · 1 day ago
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mytvisonthefritz · 1 day ago
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sometimes i have to make jacking off more sexual intentionally because honestly most of the time it’s just like. idk getting my oil changed but im the car
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