hi I'm aster and I like fish. also sci fi. no minors, please! they/them
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DON'T FORGET: The Silksong 'special announcement' is today! Here's a link to the stream:
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the olivia rodrigo subreddit is amazing today
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do you (generally) care about bottom/top when you ship a ship?
1. yes, bc i care about who gets penetrated
2. yes, bc it reflects in the characterization
3. no and i think it's weird to care
4. no but i can see why some people care
5. nuance
#nuance but not really#i just get annoyed with the fandom standard of who tops and bottoms#so i read pretty much exclusively the opposite#nuance but its not nuanced im just grumpy#ill always read switching fic though!!
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favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style
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when you’re a 14 month old french infant in a military hospital in the late 18th century and that weird hungry guy comes into your room

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sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical
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seeing stuff online again. never been more pissed in my life
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I love huskies. I'd never get one.
but I love them.
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"I need to remove dirt from a place with a large industrial machine"
Hitachi:

"That's cool, but i'm also really horny, you got anything for that?
Hitachi:

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my dad doesn’t have a job anymore so now i ask him to powerscale lord of the rings characters like you might ask depressed 13 year olds about undertale to get them to open up
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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?
#rudo from gachikuta...... idk abt that one chief#he's a good kid though. i wouod want to give him headpats
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"Let me put myself in your shoes As a puppet loosely strung Around you, they were so confused That a faulty man could have so much fun They read your smiles, nothing but teeth They looked at you with pity first, then disbelief"
Puppet Loosely Strung - The Correspondents
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