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Lord, please, kill me. I can no longer bear this suffering. Take my life in the most violent way possible, pulverize my organs and leave the remains scattered, I can't stand it anymore, the pain is too much.

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Nefarious, go eat breakfast. You always get an attitude when you don’t eat.

I hate animals.

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Permission to speak freely, Empress ferry. what are your feelings about this @professorndear does her company seem enjoyable?

N. Dear? Oh, she’s lovely. She keeps the little space insect from pestering me, invites me out to Girls Night. She’s quite lovely.

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Jacob didn’t ruin the night and he would never even dream of ruining my night.

Besides, if Jacob caught the bandicoot, we’d never see it again.

Mr. Toad, there is a situation with your wife @professorndear She appears to have attracted a Mutant Monke known as one @nthropoid Seems like one to attract more mutants, like the horrid Bandicoot that ruined your Honey's girl's night!

WHAT?? No!! Say it is not so! The monkey man won't ruin another one of her female nights on my watch!!

NANCY!! I'M COMING TO RESCUE YOU!

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Oh, you’re right!!!

Do you celebrate pride month?

I celebrate pride year. I'm proud around the clock.

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Do you celebrate pride month?

I celebrate pride year. I'm proud around the clock.

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It’s called “speaking”, and it is obnoxious.

There is this obnoxious noise I've noticed you Earthlings make. What is it supposed to mean?? Is it a mating call? I typically hear it from males of your species.

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Absolute legends don’t need genders.

Somebody gets it!

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Here's how it's done.

Ahem

You got a fat ass. What's your pronouns?

How flattering.

And classless.

I’ll add this to my list of most conflicting compliments I’ve ever received.

She/Her.

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Graceful ( ͡❛ ₒ ͡❛)

I know.

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Gender?

Are you asking to have mine?

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What do spiders eat?

Everything. In nature, Duchess would eat birds, small rodents, small people, small reptiles, and so on and so forth. But, given Duchess is house-broken, she loves anything that anyone gives her.

When Nefarious and I were together, he always made pizza rolls to share with her. She adores snacks.

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Duchess is beautiful- a wonderful pet for a wonderful goddess!

You flatter me! Duchess also greatly appreciates the kind words. She knows her worth!

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You have a pet spider?

Indeed! This is Duchess! She is a Goliath Birdeater/Blue Face Peacock Spider mix! I have had other pets in the past, but none quite like Duchess! She is simply wonderful!

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How did you get so gorgeous I’m so jealous-

The universe has been kind to me.

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Ah, a typical Saturday morning, then.

MARK MY WORDS, DOCTOR NITRUS BRIO! I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU DID TO ME!

I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!!

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Nefarious, why are you screaming? What are you screaming about? Are you trying to notify the entire island?

MARK MY WORDS, DOCTOR NITRUS BRIO! I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU DID TO ME!

I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!!