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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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recognising your parent's mannerisms in yourself and physically feeling psychic damage occur

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writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

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wymack watching neil put andrews hand inside his shirt in a room full of people:

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x

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HEY.

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Golden Touch † Hand of Midas

— by Clayshaper

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If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

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this is like a crumpled white tissue that you find stuck to your shoe. there is no economic value to this animal. I would topple a nation-state for her

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unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

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i won at blood pressure the other day

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