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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

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not her name????? fuck you

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they really take money from your bank account when you buy something this is so fucked up :/

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anyone else have this super annoying problem where they'll get like 3/4ths the way thru an assignment and then all of a sudden every molecule in their brain and body will be like "hmmm i think i dont want to work on this anymore :)" like girl. get BACK HERE!!!

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*me when my failed clone that came out half the size of me and aged 10x as quickly due to a miscalculation of the biomass needed and numerous genetic errors escapes my basement lab during a romantic dinner and my date sees it and asks what the fuck that thing is* "oh, little old me?"

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You gotta feel for the guy that made his egg college style (in the microwave) and posted it on fb but didn’t realize you could see the reflection of his sausage and beans. If that happened to me I would simply pass away. I could take a picture of the sky and triple check it just to make sure my tits aren’t somehow in the shot before I post it online. It is a real fear. The guys follow up remains one of my all time favorites though.

Like I am so sorry that happened to him but he truly could not have addressed it in a funnier way

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i'm like if someone who was incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

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Early wierd dice submission

I made this in tenth grade welding class and it is the heaviest dice i own

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I have never been more fine

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I need to sit by the sea for 5 hours about this

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buff middle aged women in white tank tops

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starting a collection of whatever this is

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me: i love video games

brain: let’s play video games

me: hjjjjjjjjjjjjjjrrrgHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH maybe later

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we all got that one homie with a job thats weirder than everyone else in the group and when you’re all complaining about customer service he’s like “yeah i hate when they bleed on the chain and it gets all stickyyy” and you’re like huh?? and he just keeps going like “and they always scream when you bring out the rack” and you’re like hey do you work in a medieval dungeon what do you do? “oh i just do maintenance” and dodges the question every time but one time you were driving near his apartment and you saw him getting out of his car and he still had the executioner hood on and he was dragging a morningstar behind him across the pavement and it was making this horrible grinding sound loud as fuckkkkkk

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There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT

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Do you support cheating 🤢🤮

when it entertains me