Asks are open of any kinds. I'm also known as N1ghtwa1k3r or Max. Feb 20th//Trans boi//pansexual//artist/student/cosplayer. I have Instagram, musically and amino. Instagram is @nightmar3. Musically is @The_Elf_Angel. Amino is @n1ghtmar3 Next cosplay: Luka(???)
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Anon or not, make me choose between:
Show: _______ or ________ ?
Character: ________ or _________ ?
Pairing: _________ or _________ ?
Anything: ________ or _________ ?
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Is nanny an easy job? Yes, of course, everything would be fine if you remember not to put the baby in the closest, clothes dryer, or a fish tank.
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reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUAL PEOPLE, or REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP
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Your “lazy” son or daughter may actually be clinically depressed
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I’m 100% convinced this is what actually happened and no one can tell me otherwise.
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The TRUE explanation why kris turned out like that™
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me: knows bologna is pronounced baloney
my only brain cell: bollog nah
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There is a kid out there who was born on 4/20/00 that will turn 69 on 4/20/69.
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It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.
We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,
who talks to sea creatures,
who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)
which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative
with an army of sharks
And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength


… I’m just saying
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He’s not allowed to use tier-two swears!
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Calling your SO “honey” is immensely romantic. Honey never spoils, meaning your honey never stops being beautiful.
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