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bc this moment is driving me absolutely insane here is another devastating angle

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Whatever

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"what are you"

"a power bottom"

"and what does a power bottom say"

"fuck me hard"

alright, yeah no great, awesome even

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not to be anti-religious but i do wonder if teaching children that they are innately flawed and sinful is, perhaps, not a healthy worldvi

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Dan and Phil are soooooo lucky they’re Dan and Phil and not personal friends of mine bc if I specifically gave my friend a box of chocolates and they were like “thanks but my boyfriend doesn’t eat chocolate” I’d be like biiiiiiiiiiiitch oh my godddddd 🙄 LMFAO

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i just love how phil’s tiktok is like those weird brainrot songs, dogs and cats and animals and then something that reminds him of dan probably, and every now and then a random man’s ass will appear and yeah it’s alright but what makes it funnier is that phil’s ALWAYS like “omg my algorithm is the best, am i not the Best TikTok Watcher there’s ever been?”

and dan will also always without missing a step reply with something along the lines of “yes i haaaate tiktok SO MUCH but you are The Best TikTok Scroller there is and ever has been my love, you sit there with your towel for hours and you’ve crafted the best algorithm tiktok has ever known, you are just a genius, and i will never use tiktok ever for my own enjoyment but oh how i love watching this silly app through your eyes phil lester”

and then it’s like a cat jumping

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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

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The thing that makes Phan soo huge isn't even that they're in love for real in real life. It's about queer joy and watching someone grow old with their soulmate and the journey from being closeted to Whatever it is they're doing live on stage these days. It's about the fucking sexy nun costume and the bleached hair and two gay men in their 30s still acting as unhinged as they were when they met at 18 and 22. It's genuinely a beautiful love story but it's also two hugely important individual journeys.

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I fucking love the Internet

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this is the funniest thing he’s ever said sorry. like yea the chocolate bit is incredibly gay like why is your gift for phil too? especially if it’s something he can’t have 😭

but im laughing at “my friends and family don’t know me that well and it annoys me sometimes”

wdym it annoys you when your family doesn’t know you as well as your parasocial fans 😭 i think he’d said something like this before but i just picture him receiving like a colorful sweater from an uncle or something and thinking to himself “see phannie8271729 would know i wouldn’t want this, fuck you uncle” and it’s making me laugh fuck

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I saw this meme

And idk if it's a reference or something but all I can think of is how it's the opposite of dnp

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nicko1088 is Ben btw (yes, their stage manager)

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what is the december anniversary theory? i was really confused when they said december in the show

you've come to the right place, friend! the december anniversary theory basically says that dan and phil consider their official anniversary as a couple to be in december, specifically the first week of december since that was when dan spent an entire week at phil's house in 2009 and they were both extremely sappy that week (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) and for the rest of the month (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x).

my personal theory behind this is that throughout october and november 2009, they were still feeling each other out and experimenting with other people since they weren't sure if they'd even work out as a couple. also it's important to note that dan was in the process of breaking up with his high school girlfriend when he met phil. and even though it seems like he wasn't very attached to her by then, that's still a tricky situation to go through, especially as an 18 year old. so my guess is that dan and his ex broke up around the end of october, right after he met phil. and after that, dan took some time to experiment with the old school youtuber crowd while he and phil slowly started chatting more and building the connection dan talks about in basically i'm gay. i'm guessing that dan and phil officially became exclusive when dan bought the train tickets to spend a week with phil, since that's quite a commitment. either then or when he arrived in manchester for the week or somewhere between then.

and THEN phil blew us all out of the water yesterday at the first terrible influence show when he said "it'll be 15 years of dan and phil in december." verrrrry interesting that he said december instead of october and didn't backtrack! also some very astute phannies have pointed out that they have that entire week off of touring this year, sooooo...!

btw, if you scroll through the y:2009 tag on this blog, you'll see all their posts from 2009, starting with the end of december! so if you want the full picture of their relationship timeline, i'd highly recommend starting there! have fuuuun! ☺️❤️

i personally love this theory since i feel like it explains so much about their early relationship, plus there was a definite shift in their interactions around the end of november/beginning of december 2009. it gives me hope that things could work out for us and our crushes too, you know?

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when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.