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im so halpy you guys gott o watch nigel v bwyan live we missed it and decided to get drumk imstead

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I STFG UF WERE MISSING THE MATCH JUST BECAUSE WE WANTED THE FREE COMPLIMENTARY DINNER

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guys i dunno WHY i got sent to this conference but im at the same conference as my best friend we are being menaces and everything smells like literal shit we are escaping evening entertainment and watching thank fucking fuck god bless im so happy i could cry

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i hate conferences and i hate hotels and i hate being away from my lives cuz those mfers made fried rice burritos for dinner and i walked to the gas station down the block for chips

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the perfect way to serve up hints of sprite, gronk, and the back half of a cigarette

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theres no LYFT IN THE FUCKING CITY. THERES NO UBER. I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CUT OUT EARLY. I AM SCREAMJNG. FUCK.

haha im gonna be at a conference next week and i just looked at the itinerary and the free dinner is served at like 7, which is dynamite at arthur ashe grand slam nigel vs bryan night and my hotel is like six miles from the conference center and im not the driver guys im sweating how could they do this to me

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sweet and sour pork is top fuckin notch tbqh

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hey wait does mox have a new tattoo and is it a cross did i miss that before how new is it

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Private Party, I could end your career right now for what you did. But I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that... You've been here since the beginning, Private Party. Five years, and you guys are in the same exact spot you were five years ago. Why is that?

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Q: What exactly is your demographic?

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CRUDE LITTLE WOODEN IDOLS

*throws up the horns*

AND AVIATOR SHADES

*bounces around the room hitting every wall*

THE TRINKETS AND THE TREASURES WE BROUGHT BACK FROM THE CRUSADES

*pitches self out of a third story window onto the concrete below*

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i think its so funny that the whole time mox was talking to darby marina was watching him like 'kill him? we kill him now? kill? bag? bag him? kill him with bag???'

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Q: You're now known as MxM. Shouldn't it really be M+M?

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splenda stevia? splenda stevia who models at car conventions in chicago on the weekends?