namjinyoongi
namjinyoongi
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I belong to no creed. Ma père est parti moi. End my suffering.
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namjinyoongi · 6 years ago
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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
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namjinyoongi · 6 years ago
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Namjoon: Are you in the mood for a quickie?
Jin: *struggling to breathe* Wh-what?
Namjoon: A quickie. You know, one of those egg things.
Jin:
Jin: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!
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namjinyoongi · 6 years ago
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Jk, literally dragging Yoongi: Come on Yoongi-hyung, you need some exercise...
Yoongi, panting and digging his heels in: Holy Fucking Shit kid, I need a goddamn pizza.
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namjinyoongi · 7 years ago
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Jimin sweetie your doing great.
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namjinyoongi · 7 years ago
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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99
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namjinyoongi · 7 years ago
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Man I swear next time someone says a k-idol is ugly without make-up on I’m gonna slap them with a frying pan
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namjinyoongi · 7 years ago
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exo: i hate you me: ok so enemies-to-lovers!au
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namjinyoongi · 7 years ago
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and I’m proud to say I am a fan of BTS — congratulations on the daesang!!
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namjinyoongi · 7 years ago
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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
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namjinyoongi · 7 years ago
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That moment you’ve read all fanfiction and have to scroll for over an hour to find something new
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namjinyoongi · 7 years ago
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dispatch: *follows jimin*
boss: any news?
dispatch: sir, he is at his 4th glass of wine
boss: oh no, that should be something though
dispatch: well, he keeps calling himself Jiminie…
boss: okay… and?
dispatch: sir, he keeps crying and saying ‘jiminie should hold hands with lil meow meow now’
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namjinyoongi · 7 years ago
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2018 in a nutshell
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namjinyoongi · 7 years ago
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Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 
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namjinyoongi · 7 years ago
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BTS dating rumors [CONFIRMED BY DISPATCH]
Jimin: in a relationship with Jimmy Fallon. They met on Jimmy’s show and it was love at first sight
Namjoon: in a relationship with Obama. A source close to the couple reports that Obama fell in love with him after seeing Namjoon’s speech at the UN
Seokjin: legally married to himself
Yoongi: dating Nicki Minaj who is learning Korean for him
Taehyung: having lavish gay group sex in a Parisian bathhouse
Jungkook: feverishly masturbating to hentai
Hoseok: dating Drake who is not learning korean for him
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namjinyoongi · 7 years ago
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the cutest ♡
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namjinyoongi · 7 years ago
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Mom’s Work
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namjinyoongi · 7 years ago
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Yoongi: i hate when i misplace my glasses because then im forced to walk around looking like im suspicious of everything in the room
Jungkook: “what about you, cabinet? you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?”
Yoongi: shUT uP
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