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[namjoonwhothehellami]

Gamer Jungkook

During hard times you’ll find yourself doing things you never thought before. All this time being quarantined with Kook has been really interesting. Let me explain to you what I mean. As you know Jungkook is pretty much addicted to overwatch, he plays it all the time with the boys. Don’t get me wrong I don’t blame him, is his time off he should do something he likes. But the thing is, I am not a video game person in fact I’m awful at it. Or so I thought.

-Babe please just give it a try. I promise I’ll let you be if you try it just once. - He said, while I was getting something in the fridge.

Kook has been nagging me for weeks to play with him but I refused every single time. I don’t know how to play and I don’t understand why he was so into that. After weeks of pleading and giving me pouty faces, I gave in.

-Ok I’ll try it. But if I don’t like it, I won’t play it again. Deal? - I asked him to shake it.

-Ok deal. Come baby I’m going to teach you the basics first and once you get the hang of it I’ll teach you more stuff. - He said, as I sat down beside him on the couch.

-Alright but go easy on me ok? - I said to him, making a cute face and he laughed pinching my cheeks.

-I will baby don’t worry. But just for now, don’t get used to it. - He kissed me and handed me the control

He explained to me what button did what and how to move around and shoot. It was really hard at first but Kook was guiding me through and telling me what to do. I started getting good at it, and an hour later I killed him. It was by mistake I got confused thinking that his character was my enemy and ended up killing him. I tried apologizing to him but he took it to heart and asked for a rematch.

-I can’t believe you killed me. I was on your side y/n. - He said showing how frustrated he was after I killed him

-Babe I told you I was sorry, I didn’t mean to kill you. I just got confused. - I said trying to make amends with my pissed boyfriend

-Let have a rematch. Whoever wins this time is officially the best player. Ready? - He asked with a smirk dancing on his lips

-Bring it on Kook. - I answered and reposition myself on the couch

After what it felt like hours, I couldn’t kill Jungkook. No matter how much I tried to he would either try to shoot me or hide. I started getting impatient and a little competitive. I wanted to win but he wasn’t letting me have it so I had to play dirty. First I laid back on the couch and put my leg on his lap and continued playing. After a few minutes I sat back up getting closer to him and resting my head on his shoulders.

-Are tired, baby? Maybe you should just give up and get some rest. - He said still focused on the screen.

-I won’t give you that satisfaction, Kook. - I said in a lower tone next to his ears watching his body react to my voice.

I kept playing until I decided to win. With my head on Kook’s shoulder I had free access to his neck. So I took the opportunity and started to kiss his neck softly and he started to tense up under my touch.

-B-babe what are you doing? - He asked nervously

-I’m just kissing you.- I answer and carried on

I started to leave more wet kisses on his neck but still playing the game. He was definitely distracted by my actions taking the fact that he almost died twice. Continuing with my plan I started leaving love bites on his shoulder going up to his neck, finally finding his sweet spot. He completely lost his mind and I took the opportunity to kill him.

-Killed you, again. I guess I’m the best player. - I say looking at him

-Only because you cheated. -He said leaning back on the couch crossing his arms

-Don’t be mad at me. It’s just a game.- I said looking at him

-A game that you used my weakness to your advantage.- He answered clearly mad about my strategy.

-Babe don’t be sad. Can I make up to you?- I ask straddling him

-Do you even have to ask? - Putting his hands on my hips and pulling me closer

Fin

[namjoonwhothehellami]

Quarantine with JIn

My boyfriend and I have been living together for about a year now, but we have never spent so much time together like we have since quarantine started. We thought that we knew everything there was about each other, but quarantine proved us wrong, it showed us that there’s still a lot of things we don’t know about the other.

Sometimes I wish I hadn’t found out some things about him. We are not the type of couple to be shy around each other, we aren’t scared of showing our weird side. Maybe at the beginning of our relationship but right now we are so comfortable around each other that sometimes is gross. Couple weeks ago I was doing my business in the bathroom, and he just walked in while I was there and went to take a shower. Believe it or not, stuff like this has been happening frequently since that day, and it doesn’t bother us anymore.

Besides being weird, we have been trying to do things that we couldn’t do before. I’ve played the piano for a long time and Jin likes to play it too, so I’m teaching him. Take away the fact that we goof around more than play, it is going pretty well actually. We have been cooking together all the time, we’re a pretty good team. He’s working on songs for the new album and I help him out with the lyrics sometimes. We are working on his English more than ever right now, he’s doing well and he’s also a quick learner. We have been trying to keep ourselves as busy as we can.

Today was clean up day, we cleaned the whole apartment. We washed the bathroom, cleaned the kitchen, vacuum and mop the floor, washed and folded the laundry, cleaned the mirrors, changed the bed sheets and etc. At the end of the day, after taking a shower, we didn’t feel like cooking dinner so Jin ordered food from our favorite Korean restaurant. While we waited for the food, Jin suggested that we did a Vlive.

-We should do an EatJin when the food comes.- He said, turning his head to look at me while we were both lying on the bed in our matching couple pajamas.

-You think so? Will ARMY be okay with me being in it?- I asked him a little apprehensive about it.

-I think we should definitely do it. It’s about time for you to appear in a Vlive with me, besides they love seeing us together.- He said smiling pulling me closer by my waist and leaving a kiss on my forehead.

-Alright then, let’s do it.- I said smiling back at him.

We got up off the bed and Jin went to set up the camera for the live. Few minutes later he started the live and began talking to ARMY. I heard the doorbell ring and went to get the food, I thanked the delivery man and bowed. When I came back to the living room Jin was talking about the special guest that was joining him tonight. I stood to the side and watched while he talked about me.

-ARMY, tonight we have a very special guest. This person is so important to me that I can’t imagine my life without her. This person is truly my soulmate, and most definitely, the love of my life. You guys have been asking me to bring this person to my EatJin for a long time so I finally did. But first things first, I wanted to ask of y’all to be nice to this person. As I said before, she means a lot to me and I would appreciate it if you guys were nice to her. Without further ado, here’s my baby, my girlfriend, y/n!- He said and started clapping while I sat down on the floor beside him.

-Hi ARMY, thank you for having me tonight .- I said, a little shy waving to the camera

-She’s a little shy right now but I promise you she won’t be for long.-He said teasing me and I playfully hit his arm

-It’s my first time doing a Vlive. I have the right to be shy. Look at all of these people watching. -I said pointing to the screen

-You’ll be fine, they are all here to see us. Here let’s read some comments.- Jin said scrolling down to see the comments.

-“y/n unnie is so pretty” damn right she is. - read the first comment

-Thank you - I answered blushing a little

-Your beautiful baby. Now it is your turn- He said motioning for me to read a comment

-Ok. “What’s your favorite thing to do together now?” My favorite thing to do together now is cooking, you?

-Mine too. We’ve been cooking a lot lately because we’re eating a lot. - He said and we laugh

-But today isn’t the case because we were hungry and lazy to cook dinner, so we just ordered some food and we're gonna eat right now.- I explained and showed the food to the camera.

-We weren’t planning on doing this live but I just felt like showing you guys my beautiful girlfriend. -He said while I opened the recipients as which the food was in.

-Stop making me blush and eat.- I said smiling and laughing a little.

-Yes ma’am. - He bowed to me and I laugh

The whole time we were talking about random stuff and laughing which of course led Jin to choke on the rice. We finished eating, I brought the trash to the kitchen and started reading comments again after Jin told ARMY to ask us anything about our relationship that they were curious about.

-Ok first one, someone said “I don’t know if it’s just me, but I wanna know, when are you guys getting married?

I need this wedding more than I need air to breathe”. We’re not sure when we’ll get married. Mostly because someone hasn’t asked me yet so, yeah I’m not sure. -I answered teasingly while I glared at my boyfriend.

-Ah hahaha I haven’t asked yet but when I do you guys are going to be the first to know, I mean after our parents and the boys of course.- He told ARMY and I just smile

-Ok next one, “A place you want to visit together?”. We want to go to bora bora one day.- I say and he nods in agreement

-I’ll pick one now, “Favorite track from MOTS7 and D-2?”. I like Dear my friend a lot and from our album, zero o’clock. How about you?

-I have a couple of favorite tracks from D-2. I love burn it, Strange, Set me free What do you think and of course daetwichta. From mots7 is hard, I love all of the tracks.

-It better be Moon- He said and we burst out laughing

-I love moon but I also love my time and inner child.- I said smiling

-Stop trying to make me jealous- He pouted a little but laughed

-No I’m serious, those are one of my favorites. All the songs are amazing. I love all of them.

-You also love Ugh. You talked about it all day when you heard for the first time.

-That’s true I love Ugh. I love every rap line song to be honest

-You do. Let’s read actual comments instead of questions now.- He said scrolling down on the screen

-Let’s do it.- I said looking at the comments

-“You guys are so cute together please adopt me” Don’t say stuff like that your parents will be sad- He said and I laugh and lay my head on his arm

-“You know she’s the one when she laughs at every single joke he makes” I’m the best person to tell jokes to because I laugh at everything- I said chuckling a little

-She laughs even when she gets hurt. She’ll bang her knee somewhere and burst out laughing and crying at the same time, it’s cute but weird. “Not gonna lie, their kid will be the most beautiful human being on this planet, both inside and outside” I agree we will make beautiful children. -He said proud and I smile

-Oh this one, “Do a makeup look on Jin oppa”. I’ll try to if he lets me.

-I’ll think about that later, don’t get your hopes up. “You guys are my favorite couple” thank you. I think this is it we should go now this live is almost hitting two hours.

-Really? I didn’t even notice the time. Well thank y’all for watching and being so supportive I truly love you guys.

-We love you, thank you so much for watching we’ll be back soon.- he said giving his signature flying kiss to the camera

-Bye guys stay safe. - We both wave goodbye to the camera and after some struggle to turn it off we end the live.

[namjoonwhothehellami]

Quarantine with Yoongi

Since this whole pandemic started me and my boyfriend decided that it was better to move in together. It would be better than worrying about each other all the time. The boys had some stuff on their calendar at the very beginning, so Yoongi, not wanting to be separated from me at any moment, decided that it would be better if I went along with them. After their schedule was all postponed me and my boyfriend had a lot of time to do whatever we wanted. We’ve been trying so many new things, like last week I got him to just dance with me, It was so much fun that let’s just say he didn’t complain when I suggest that we played another round. We binge watched some k-drama that we didn’t have time to do before, we started cooking and baking together and can’t deny that he is pretty good. He always comes up with new games making the game nights a lot funnier. We also have been working on music together for future projects. Recently he came up with the idea he wanted to learn how to paint and he asked his mom to teach him, as you’ve seen on his live-streams.

Today however was a lazy day. We hadn’t done anything the whole day, all we did was sleep, eat, and watch k-drama. Not gonna lie, I love lazy days with Yoongi. Just being with him, cuddling together doing absolutely nothing but still making so many memories. It was everything that I could possibly ask for. To have the man I love the most, laying next to me, just enjoying each other’s company. While my head was filled with these thoughts, on the tv a scene with a guy and his dog came up. That’s when Yoongi’s voice snapped me out of my thoughts.

-You know what this reminds me? - he asked still looking at the screen

-What babe? - I asked, raising my head so I could see his face being illuminated by the tv in the dark.

-That I miss my Holly. I miss him a lot. - He said and I could see in his eyes how sad it made him.

-Can’t you go see him?- I asked trying to make him feel better

-I can’t. My brother is back home with mom. I’ll try to see them next week or something.- He said and gave me a reassuring smile.

-Ok but don’t worry, Holly is in good hands. You’ll see him soon.- I said and pecked his lips smiling at him.

He didn’t know but I already had a plan and I was going to do my best to make it work. I wanted to surprise him by getting Holly for him.

The next day when he went to work I called his brother and asked if I could go pick Holly up to surprise yoongi and of course he agreed. We set everything up and I was gonna pick Holly up on the next day. I’m really good at keeping secrets so yoongi had no idea of what was going on.

I woke up after he left for work and went to get ready. After about thirty minutes I was out the door and on my way. His brother was really happy that I was doing this for him since he knows how much my boyfriend loves his dog. I got everything that we needed to care for Holly and thanked him waving goodbye. For my luck, Holly just happened to be really fond of me. With his reputation of hating people, being one of the few he actually liked was an honor for me. I made my way back home safely making sure that the dog was comfortable every time I stopped at a red light.

I got some help to carry all the stuff up to the apartment and set Holly on the ground. He looked around while I set up his bathroom and his water and food bowl. I started making dinner as it was already five thirty in the afternoon. I couldn’t help playing with Holly every now and then.

I made a lasagna and after taking it out of the oven I made my way to our shared bedroom to take a shower and of course having Holly trail after me. After I got out I knew what I was gonna wear, I got one of yoongi’s oversize hoodies, one of the most comfortable ones and put it on. I laid down on the bed with Holly by my head keeping me company while I waited for Yoongi to come home. Soon enough I heard the front door being open and closed as he called my name.

-I’m in the bedroom. - I tell him sitting up on the bed only to have Holly on my lap.

He opens the door talking about this new song they were working on but stops as soon as he sees what’s on my lap. He smiled at me and called a very excited Holly who immediately ran off to him.

-Oh hi there, what are you doing here huh? Weren’t you supposed to be with your uncle?-He asks in a baby voice while petting Holly's belly and head.

-Well you said you missed him so I wanted to surprise you. I called your brother and arranged for us to stay with him for as long as you want. -I said as I got up and walked towards the both of them.

-I don’t think I say this enough, but I love you so much. - He said pulling my side so I was now sitting next to him and kissed me.

-I know and I love you too babe. - I said after the kiss ended. Suddenly Holly started barking up at us to get our attention back to him.

-Oh so you’re jealous of mommy aren’t you? Well you’re gotta get used to daddy kissing mommy now.- He said to the impatient puppy petting it. I laugh as I listen to the way my boyfriend talks to the dog.

-Ok boys let’s go. You mister go wash up, and you Holly come help me set up the table.- I say getting up from the floor and pulling yoongi up too.

-I love you so much baby .- He said hugging my waist

-I love you too bub.- I said bopping his nose. He laughed at my gesture and kissed me smiling.

-Now go shower, we’re waiting for you. -I said breaking the kiss and pushing him lightly towards the bathroom.

After dinner we found ourselves cuddling with Holly in between us while watching a movie. One more memory that I would like to keep forever.

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When he wants a baby - Kim Namjoon

Me and my husband Namjoon have been married for two years, and it has been amazing. We both want to have a family and all that, but I don’t think I’m ready to be a mom. He’s been asking me to have a baby a lot recently and I’ve been trying to avoid it. It has been my dream since I was a little girl to be a mom and do every single thing I never got to do with my mom. But suddenly I feel scared that I won’t be a good one and that I’ll disappoint Namjoon.

He called me saying he was on his way home. I’m already in bed when I hear him shout out from the front door.

-I’m upstairs babe - I let him know

-Hey jagia, how are you? - He asked entering our shared bedroom

-I’m good, how’s practice today? - I said getting up and giving him a kiss

-It was good actually. We all got the dance moves down so we’re just perfecting it. I’m going to take a shower, then we can cuddle if you want.- He said as he took of his hoodie and gave me a smile

-Of course I want to cuddle with you. I’ve longed for it the whole day. - He laughs and gives me a forehead kiss heading to the shower.

I laid back on the bed and selected the new k-drama that we were watching together and headed to the kitchen to get some food for us. I boil water for the instant cup noodles, get chopsticks and head back upstairs. He’s still in the shower so I set the food on our night stands, so we can eat while watching TV. Joon comes out of the bathroom wearing a white shirt and black sweats, and I pat the space beside me.

-I made instant noodles for us. - I said handing the cup with chopsticks

-Oh your the best, thank you babe

-I know. You want to continue watching the dorama?- I asked holding the remote

-Yeah let’s see if Woo Seok comes back to Young So-a - he says excited and takes a bite of his noodles- Ah this is hot.

-Be careful before you’ll burn your mouth

We finished eating and laid down cuddling each other while watching.

-Y/n-ssi?- He called my name

-Yes - I answer without paying much attention

-I know I’ve asked you this before but you tried to avoid it so I’m gonna ask again. Can we have a baby? I really want to have a baby with you. -He says

-I don’t know if this is the right time. I’m not sure if I’m ready to be a mom. - I said paying full attention to what he was saying now

-Why wouldn’t be the right time? We've been married for two years and We’ve always talked about how we both wanted kids.

-I know, it’s just that I-I’m scared. What if I’m not a good mom? What if I disappoint you? - I said sitting up

-Hey you would never disappoint me, you know that. And I know that you’re going to be the best mom ever. You are a natural caregiver and I know you can do this and you know that too.I know it’s kind of scary, but we got this. You don’t have anything to be scared of, I’ll be right by your side all the way. We’ll be doing this together. - He said while holding my hands and kissed my face wiping away the tears.

-I love you. - I said smiling

-I love you too. - He returns the smile

-Let’s do it. Let’s have a baby now- I said kissing him

-Wait... right....now? - He said between the kiss

-Right now - I look at him smirking

-Let’s do it babe- He said also smiling and rolled us over so he was on top

The end (I might do a part 2)

[namjoonwhothehellami]

Birthday surprise - Kim Taehyung

Tae was always very romantic, but with that of course jealousy would come along. Today is my birthday and my best friend is taking me out. At first I didn't want to go but she made me feel bad since my last birthday I spent it with my boyfriend. I know how crazy Evie gets about birthdays and I'm kind of scared of what she'll do this year.

-Why do you have to wear that? - Tae asked looking at me while I finished getting ready.

-She got me this dress and made clear I had to wear it tonight. - I explained looking at his cute pout face through the mirror.

-It should be illegal for you to leave the house dressed up like that without me. I can't protect you if I can't be there. - He said and pulled me closer to him, my back hitting his chest. I knew what he was trying to do the moment he started to kiss my neck. I instantly push him away.

-I'm sorry baby, but I'm going now. I'll make it up to you later ok?! - I pecked his lips

-You promise?

-Always!- He smiled and was about to kiss me when the doorbell rang.

I went to open knowing it was her. And I was right, there was a very excited Evie with a bouquet and Birthday balloons.

-Happy Birthday to my favorite bitch!! - She hugged me and I laughed at her excitement.

-Hi Tete!! Don't be mad at me ok? I'll bring her back in one piece. -She said, patting his shoulder and squishing his cheek.

Evie and Taehyung are really good friends. I'm grateful that they get along so well, since Evie hasn't really approved most of my ex-boyfriends.

-Be good to Tannie while we are away will you boy?! - She playfully says that to Tae.

-Just take care of her for me alright?- He laughed at her and she nodded giving him finger guns.

-Alright let's go now. Bye boys! Behave yourselves!!- I said, looking at Tae and Tannie sitting next to each other before closing the door.

-So where are we going? - I asked me while she pulled out of the driveway.

-I can't tell you, it's a surprise.- she said smiling at me

-Alright. It better not be a strip club like that one birthday a few years ago. - I said laughing and she joined me

-That was one of the best birthdays ever. You can't deny it, you loved it. - She said and I playfully hit her arm.

-I'm not denying it, it's just that back then I didn't have Tae. Now that we're together you can't even dream of doing anything like that ever again.

- I know, and I won't. Trust me, I know how important he is to you because I have someone like that to me too. So , don't worry, this year I won't be too crazy. - She flashed a smile still focused on the road.

-You guys are so freaking cute! Sometimes I forget that time I heard you two when we were on vacation. - I brought back the memory and she started blushing.

-Shut up! It's not our fault that the walls were thin. - She said laughing

-Oh no, don't blame it on the wall. It was you guys who were screaming too loud. Damn it felt like we were in the same room.

-Gotta say, he was a bit kinky that day. -She joins me

-Jesus Christ! We'll never be the same after hearing that.

-As if you two just talk when you're together. I know that besides that baby face he's just as kinky as Joon. - Now was her turn to make me turn bright red.

-Ok ok time to end this conversation. How long till we get there.

-About an hour. - she laughed at my red face. -Dude your neck is red.

-Stop Evie! This is all your fault.

«TIME SKIP»

I guess we're here. I saw Evie text someone one when we parked. God I hope she is not planning something crazy.

-Ok we're here. - She smiled and got out of the car.

The place looks like a luxury village. A lot of houses looked the same but one of them was different. It was far from the other ones and the path way was all decorated with red roses.

-Don't you think this is a little over the top?- I ask looking back at her.

-Thank me later. -She smiled and pushed me a little towards the path.

We were already inside when she said that she forgot my present in the car. She left me to get it and I noticed a big red envelope on a little table with my name on it.

I took it as my curiosity grew. Inside it was a little letter.

Hey there my love!

I wanted to remember you on your birthday how much I love and appreciate you. Since you came into my life everything turned right side up. I could never have asked for someone better than you. You’re my best friend, you’re my favorite human and I can’t see my life without you. I love you and I hope that you say yes!

Yours truly,

Taehyung

I loved the letter, but I was confused about the last phrase. What does he mean?

Right after I asked myself that a room lit up and I could hear a soft jazz song playing. I walked towards the room that had a door to the backyard of the house. He was there, in a beautiful tuxedo, standing looking at me while holding a bouquet of red roses.

-Honey, what are you doing here? Where’s Evie? - I said walking closer to him

-Oh yeah, she’s my accomplice- He said giggling a little

-I knew she was up to something.

-I wanted this to be unexpected, that’s why we worked together.

-Well mission accomplished, I didn’t had a clue

-I did all this because I felt like it was the time to finally ask you something I’ve been meaning to ask for a long time. You know how much I love you and I know that you love me too. So I want to make it official and ask you, would you be mine forever?- he asked, getting down on one knee pulling out a small red box.

-Oh my gosh! Yeah-I mean yes! Of course I’ll be yours forever. - I struggled to get the words out of my mouth as tears were streaming down my face.

-I love you!- he said after putting the ring on my finger and kissing me passionately

-I love you too!

«NEXT DAY»

-I feel like I wasn’t appreciated enough, you know. If it wasn’t for me, y’all wouldn’t even be dating. I just hope you don’t forget that I’m your bridesmaid on the day of your wedding. I was your cupid you know?! Brought y’all together, “accidentally” called Tae with your phone so you could talk to him. To be honest, one of my greatest achievements.- I playfully said to them when we all met at the studio

-Don’t worry, you’ll be my bridesmaid. And I am grateful for having you in my life, you gave me one of the best gift I could ever have- She said giving me a half hug and Tae brought a box of donuts for us

-Same to me. If you didn’t butt in we wouldn’t have happened. And also who else would agree to drive a hour and a half to a place that is thirty minutes away.- I pointed at myself and stuffed a donut in my mouth

-Everybody says “We appreciate you Evie!”- I said with my mouth full

-We appreciate you Evie They all said while laughing and Joon came around and backed hugged me

-We’re up next-He said looking at the newly engaged couple, and I smiled at him

The end

[namjoonwhothehellami]

Hi!! I’m going to be posting some BTS imagines that i created. Keep in mind that the story's i post here are posted in some others platforms. I hope you like them!