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update: i'm in season 12 e03 and okay rossi did grow on me but this ins't about him
i got really sad that morgan left but it got quite obvious he was leaving with all that plot revolving around him all of a sudden, so it was a soft blow, but a blow nonetheless
now we have luke and there's one thing that i cannot stop thinking about is how morgan would love luke. like they would be best bros. all that fight first ask questions later duo. teasing reid 1000% because pretty boy is too smart.
god i miss him so much.
also i would pay to have derek and garcia interacting outside of work. him faking concern of being replaced and having another man calling her babygirl and she's SOOO offended by that cause no one is ever calling her babygirl other than derek morgan thank you very much, and also!!!! she hates this handsome guy!!!!! and derek laughs his ass off cause she aint fooling anybody.
true off my chest of kinds cause i need to vent and my friends are asleep rn
i love procedural shows because it's great background noise, that being said, I haven't watch that many because I keep coming back to the same ones - we've all been there
this time i decided to give criminal minds a try because there's that one hot smart guy that the whole internet loves and, firstly, i was SHOCKED he's not the main character but this rant is not about him
i've only watched the first two episodes and i fucking hate gideon
two episodes in and this mf is already one of the worst cases of mary sues i've ever seen, and as a fanfiction reader that says a lot.
i'm even going to brush off the unnecessary scenes they added just to showcase his massive metaphorical dick in people profiling because tv kinda needed to do that back in the day to keep the audience hooked but him being better at chess than reid pissed me off
because what the fuck do you mean this genius of a man who is, by far, the youngest member of fbi's best profiling team, described as an expert of everything, has an iq of 187, photographic memory and reading speed of 20k words per fucking minutes can be beaten at chess not once, not twice but EVERY SINGLE TIME by gideon??????
like okay gideon is supposed to be smart too but you mean to tell me reid who knows how to play fucking go doesn't know how to play chess well enough to beat the second smartest guy in the room at least once?
and then gideon gives him the most condescending advice of all time??? "don't think of your next move, think 3 steps ahead" MY GUY. THAT'S LIKE. BASIC CHESS STRATEGY. reid plays go but can't strategize 3 steps ahead in a game of chess?!
they are literally dumbing the genius guy down to make the main character shine and that's just bad writing. i've known gideon for an hour and 20 minutes and if anything bad happens to him i would actually be very happy. this guy sucks.
so yeah i don't think i'll like criminal mind as much as i thought i would
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There are two types of writers:
1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'
2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'
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Year of the Snake 🐍🐍 Happy early birthday to Dabi!
I originally planned to have this done for the 20th, but I will not be at home! I wanted to get his art done before I go on my little holiday! I wanted to draw my concept for Gorgon Dabi!
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I throw these in my fics like I add spice to my food: recklessly and double the amount recommended.
In my humble opinion
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anyway its so nice to be able to hang out with you guys whenever i want for once. what should we do next. how about some karaoke
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War is over. It has been six months since Harry Potter triumphed his victory over Voldemort, and Draco has still not been found. Draco Malfoy disappeared three years ago, not even a month after Voldemort made his first public appearance at the Ministry of Magic. Malfoy family blamed the Order of the Phoenix, the Order blamed Death Eaters. While Harry only wants to take matters into his hands and focus on Malfoy’s kidnapping investigation, duties of a war hero and auror in training demand all of his time and energy. Life finally granted him a small break when Andromeda Tonks has an important trip to France, and Harry needs to care for his infant godson in her place. Harry knew he wouldn’t solve a three year old mystery in just two weeks, but why does, ever since he arrived at Andy’s apartment, the uneasy feeling of unreachable but close denouement has been growing over him?
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#ao3 fanfic#ao3 writer#harry potter#hp fandom#hp fanfic#hpdm#harry x draco#harry potter fanfiction#harry james potter#draco malfoy#draco lucius malfoy#drarry
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I AM IN RAGE RIGHT NOT WHAT THE FUCK
I just finished dave's first episode (s3e6 in case you are wondering) and that was it???? what the fuck do you mean he wasn't FIRED , hotchner you stupid fucking FOOL of a man! he completely undermines your authority, almost fucked up the case, you guys won that one by sheer dumb luck and you just gave him a pat on the shoulder and a "why are you back? you dont have to prove yourself" talk???? man fuck you.
i have no idea how are the writers gonna to make him likable now, i had hope he would change after being threatened to be let go but i guess not???? thats it???? man i hope dave gets run over by a car and the impact damages his brain so hard he changes personality there's no other way now.
true off my chest of kinds cause i need to vent and my friends are asleep rn
i love procedural shows because it's great background noise, that being said, I haven't watch that many because I keep coming back to the same ones - we've all been there
this time i decided to give criminal minds a try because there's that one hot smart guy that the whole internet loves and, firstly, i was SHOCKED he's not the main character but this rant is not about him
i've only watched the first two episodes and i fucking hate gideon
two episodes in and this mf is already one of the worst cases of mary sues i've ever seen, and as a fanfiction reader that says a lot.
i'm even going to brush off the unnecessary scenes they added just to showcase his massive metaphorical dick in people profiling because tv kinda needed to do that back in the day to keep the audience hooked but him being better at chess than reid pissed me off
because what the fuck do you mean this genius of a man who is, by far, the youngest member of fbi's best profiling team, described as an expert of everything, has an iq of 187, photographic memory and reading speed of 20k words per fucking minutes can be beaten at chess not once, not twice but EVERY SINGLE TIME by gideon??????
like okay gideon is supposed to be smart too but you mean to tell me reid who knows how to play fucking go doesn't know how to play chess well enough to beat the second smartest guy in the room at least once?
and then gideon gives him the most condescending advice of all time??? "don't think of your next move, think 3 steps ahead" MY GUY. THAT'S LIKE. BASIC CHESS STRATEGY. reid plays go but can't strategize 3 steps ahead in a game of chess?!
they are literally dumbing the genius guy down to make the main character shine and that's just bad writing. i've known gideon for an hour and 20 minutes and if anything bad happens to him i would actually be very happy. this guy sucks.
so yeah i don't think i'll like criminal mind as much as i thought i would
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when gideon left i didn't think much of it, ngl he kinda grew on me a bit but i still didnt like some of the character choices the writers made through the seasons, but they toned down his mary sue complex which helped his case
but i'm currently watching dave's first episode in and my guy do i miss gideon. i thought gideon sucked? i take that back, he was awesome next to this new guy. i really hope the writers do a good job with dave's redemption because i really can't see myself ever liking this motherfucker. i've known dave for exactly 32 minutes and 39 seconds and if anything happens to him it was me, i killed him, this guy is an ASSHOLE
anyways praying for the series to make him better because i really cannot stand this mf for a single more episode
true off my chest of kinds cause i need to vent and my friends are asleep rn
i love procedural shows because it's great background noise, that being said, I haven't watch that many because I keep coming back to the same ones - we've all been there
this time i decided to give criminal minds a try because there's that one hot smart guy that the whole internet loves and, firstly, i was SHOCKED he's not the main character but this rant is not about him
i've only watched the first two episodes and i fucking hate gideon
two episodes in and this mf is already one of the worst cases of mary sues i've ever seen, and as a fanfiction reader that says a lot.
i'm even going to brush off the unnecessary scenes they added just to showcase his massive metaphorical dick in people profiling because tv kinda needed to do that back in the day to keep the audience hooked but him being better at chess than reid pissed me off
because what the fuck do you mean this genius of a man who is, by far, the youngest member of fbi's best profiling team, described as an expert of everything, has an iq of 187, photographic memory and reading speed of 20k words per fucking minutes can be beaten at chess not once, not twice but EVERY SINGLE TIME by gideon??????
like okay gideon is supposed to be smart too but you mean to tell me reid who knows how to play fucking go doesn't know how to play chess well enough to beat the second smartest guy in the room at least once?
and then gideon gives him the most condescending advice of all time??? "don't think of your next move, think 3 steps ahead" MY GUY. THAT'S LIKE. BASIC CHESS STRATEGY. reid plays go but can't strategize 3 steps ahead in a game of chess?!
they are literally dumbing the genius guy down to make the main character shine and that's just bad writing. i've known gideon for an hour and 20 minutes and if anything bad happens to him i would actually be very happy. this guy sucks.
so yeah i don't think i'll like criminal mind as much as i thought i would
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true off my chest of kinds cause i need to vent and my friends are asleep rn
i love procedural shows because it's great background noise, that being said, I haven't watch that many because I keep coming back to the same ones - we've all been there
this time i decided to give criminal minds a try because there's that one hot smart guy that the whole internet loves and, firstly, i was SHOCKED he's not the main character but this rant is not about him
i've only watched the first two episodes and i fucking hate gideon
two episodes in and this mf is already one of the worst cases of mary sues i've ever seen, and as a fanfiction reader that says a lot.
i'm even going to brush off the unnecessary scenes they added just to showcase his massive metaphorical dick in people profiling because tv kinda needed to do that back in the day to keep the audience hooked but him being better at chess than reid pissed me off
because what the fuck do you mean this genius of a man who is, by far, the youngest member of fbi's best profiling team, described as an expert of everything, has an iq of 187, photographic memory and reading speed of 20k words per fucking minutes can be beaten at chess not once, not twice but EVERY SINGLE TIME by gideon??????
like okay gideon is supposed to be smart too but you mean to tell me reid who knows how to play fucking go doesn't know how to play chess well enough to beat the second smartest guy in the room at least once?
and then gideon gives him the most condescending advice of all time??? "don't think of your next move, think 3 steps ahead" MY GUY. THAT'S LIKE. BASIC CHESS STRATEGY. reid plays go but can't strategize 3 steps ahead in a game of chess?!
they are literally dumbing the genius guy down to make the main character shine and that's just bad writing. i've known gideon for an hour and 20 minutes and if anything bad happens to him i would actually be very happy. this guy sucks.
so yeah i don't think i'll like criminal mind as much as i thought i would
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Chat Noir: Hey, my lady? Quick question: why was Argos multitasking during patrol and trying to solve a cryptex? He said he got it from you.
Ladybug, casually: Oh, it’s from my latest treasure hunt I made for him.
Chat Noir: …You give him treasure hunts? Why?
Ladybug: I still don’t totally trust him not to pull another ‘Red Moon’ incident so I figured if I give him enrichment, he’s gonna be spending his time solving puzzles and figuring out clues that take him all over the city instead of potentially becoming a supervillain again.
Chat Noir, who watched Félix spend several hours to solving riddles last night: …Huh. Does he know..?
Ladybug: 90% sure, yes. I don’t think he cares that much, he’s pretty invested in it and I’m great at creating complex systems with clues to follow so— it works out. Plus usually there is something to find at the end of the trail. Usually Kagami.
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No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.
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💕🐞and🐞💕 If the story features Bunnyx, a duo like this is not impossible.
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Marinette’s room should always be messy

Animation won’t show it cuz it’s a lot of work but that’s why I got Headcanon.
Marinette would totally shove all her sewing things in one corner in order to even try to get her room to look semi-walkable. Once a month or when she starts a new project she would clean up to get things organized.
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