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The boulder feels conflicted about fighting a blind, young girl

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Mrs Bennet watching the rain while Jane was at netherfield

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Jane Bennet: You have no idea what I'm capable of!

Elizabeth Bennet: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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lol apparently I taught my parrot that "are you okay?" "yeah, thanks" is a call-and-response phrase and now if you answer with anything other than "yeah, thanks" he gets upset and keeps asking it an attempt to get you to say the "right" answer.

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When the music is loud AND bad

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happy ‘we know it’s mark antony’s birthday because augustus got the senate to put it being an unlucky day into the official calendars’ day :)

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"

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The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

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And they were roommates...

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Sweet baby

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she’s right

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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me

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