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you liking my narusasu posts while live-blogging about being at the club is making me cryyfydhd

AJSKDHWJAVAHJQWKD IM SORRY but the Narusasu hustle literally never stops even when cardi b beats are jamming in your entire body

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had to be done 🤷

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are you mad at me? would you like to be

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and yet he still lost in the great yaoi war

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itachi would eldestdaughterpost

*Itachi voice* it’s so traumatizing that I had to take up the role of deadbeat parent to my little brother after I killed both of our parents.

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kishimoto truly was fucking insane for this

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Not now bro I'm thinking about sasuke

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"I'm not going to infodump I'm just going to share this one fun fact and then stop" - me lying to myself

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Wait same I don’t think naruto would ever look forward to any holiday bc he’d be like “what’s the big deal… i never celebrated those things” but then sasuke would b like “what if you spend them with me” and naruto is like 😦🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

It would be valentines day and hinata would be hiding in a bush watching naruto like "hehe I'm spending my valentines day with naruto" while he's literally making out with sasuke

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we lived, bitch

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i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

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male thot jobs: akatsuki member

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being a fan of naruto in this day and age is like….it’s just you and your thirty page thesis on konoha’s corrupt military system

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if being a good character were a crime sakura would be innocent 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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