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RE FUCKING TWEET

Yes, they many be doe-eyed trash boy goblins...

But they are MY doe-eyed trash boy goblins.

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This picture has me fucking W.E.A.K 🥵🥵🥵

I swear I'm looking respectfully sir

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ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

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Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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for real once you realize that you can actually wear whatever you want and call yourself whatever name and pronouns you want and have whatever interests you want and be whatever gender you want your life gets so much better and more fun

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Homestuck should come with a warning label, but the problem is that that warning label would look something like “someday you will be an adult with your own apartment putting away a container of plain, nonfat yogurt, because somewhere along the line you became a person who eats plain, nonfat yogurt for breakfast, and the expiration date on the yogurt will say ‘April 13′ and you’ll think ‘ah, Homestuck yogurt’ and you’ll just have to live with the emotions that come with that.”

And I don’t know what page that warning label should go on.

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Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only group like “Blue Rose Brotherhood” or “Manwhores Of The Realm” or “Bastard Sword Bastards”

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Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  

The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791

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vampire stake to the heart wont work if your tits are big enough

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drop flat rats

flat rats

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Wow I’m So Glad I Got My Chemical Romance Tickets, I Hope Something Terrible, Life Altering, And Global Doesn’t Happen That Prevents Me From Seeing Them This Year, Which Is 2020