nathaniellynn-blog

[nathaniellynn-blog]

chaosaur‌:

She told me enough. So what’s your plan, golden boy — a pink house with white picket fence? Or are you going to hang the jockstrap and elope to the locker room? Your daddy would love that, wouldn’t he?

Please don’t tell anyone? And I Don’t have a plan cause nothing is changing. Amelia and I are still together. He will never know because I’m not telling him. Again, nothing is changing. Please please don’t make it change. We aren’t friends but if you were in the closet, you would understand why I want to keep it a secret. 

[nathaniellynn-blog]

chaosaur‌:

Are you sure you wanna play with me, Nathaniel?

So she told you everything?

[nathaniellynn-blog]

chaosaur‌:

How about you ask your beloved girlfriend?

Ask her what? Why she’s friends with you?

[nathaniellynn-blog]

chaosaur‌:

Look, Shermer has enough pathetic stereotypes as it is, so drop the pretty dumb jock act. It just makes the whole gay thing just seem way over the top. And for your information, closet monster, I always make sense.

I’m not dumb and what the hell? How do you, I mean, I’m not gay. Who told you that? Why would they tell you a lie? I have a girlfriend, who I love. No ones in the closet here. 

[nathaniellynn-blog]

chaosaur‌:

closed starter ; @nathaniellynn

Why hello there, Nathaniel. How’s it gayin’?

Hi...what? You mean going? Cause gayin’ makes no sense, at all. 

[nathaniellynn-blog]

jaxxdevon‌:

Now we just need a Thor so I can have my lesbian pal since we all know Carol and Thor are the greatest leaders of the lesbians

True. I can wear my Thor shirt instead, be the leaders of the lesbians instead of the Captains of the MCU. 

[nathaniellynn-blog]

jaxxdevon‌:

That’s true…Though I’m wearing my Captain Marvel shirt. Gonna rock this shit in style.

Of course, and I am going to rock my Captain America shirt. Repping the Captains of the MCU. 

[nathaniellynn-blog]

jaxxdevon‌:

If you say so my man, if you say so. Also are you going to be dragging me to Endgame when it comes out?

You don’t think I’ll be great? And of course, I’ve already got us tickets for the premiere. You should know I drag you to all the premiers. 

[nathaniellynn-blog]

jaxxdevon‌:

Doctor Strange really? Of all the people. I’m not trying to push you into confronting them Nate, I mean lord knows I play happy family around them too every time you bring me over there but I just want you to believe in yourself more, that’s all.

I just rewatched Infinity War recently and so that was the first person I thought of. He’s cool though. I do believe in myself that I’ll be great at following in my dads footsteps, with the company at least. 

[nathaniellynn-blog]

happilyadoredbex‌:

You don’t know that for sure. And oh em gee stop even saying things like that. I’ve seen movies where that’s the plot and it could totally be a thing. You should never joke about demon possessions. Yeah, totally love a good discount. Especially when it’s cute clothes. Honestly, it’s not horrible. I like my coworkers. The worst part are the dumb customers and the clean up. But it’s whatev’s. Do you have a job or anything? Exactly. Plus, some people get so boring after high school. Like I know girls who are already married and pregnant and I’m like, we’re not even 22. This is the prime to have fun, you know? Cute.

I promise you I am completely the real Nathaniel Lynn. No demon inside of me, that I’m aware of. It’s kind of funny though. At least you like your co-workers, definitely a way to get through it all with the dumb customers that make a mess. Nope, just working on graduating. I’m sure I’ll start working at my dads company over the summer though, at least as an intern. I have never understood why people do that. I don’t want kids for at least a few years after college. Like you said, this is the prime to have fun. 

[nathaniellynn-blog]

jaxxdevon‌:

The thing that bothers me about this whole thing isn’t your parents, or that you have a job lined up. It’s the fact that you doubt yourself so much. You wouldn’t be clueless without them Nate. You’re smart, you’re a great guy, not to mention your capable of doing anything you want to do. You’d never be stuck.

Did whatever you got from your supplier like make you all of a sudden all mushy? In all seriousness, that’s sweet and I appreciate it. I don’t really have Doctor Strange here to tell me the outcomes to coming out and standing up to my parents. You may be right but what if you’re not? I don’t know what I’ll do and it’s easier to just keep it as it is. I know I say that a lot but it’s true. 

[nathaniellynn-blog]

happilyadoredbex‌:

Okay so like Nightmare on Elm Street is obviously fake, but there could totally be ghosts out there waiting to haunt you. And you made the mistake of going to a haunted location where they could’ve attached onto you. Boy, that’s like, just the dumbest decision you could’ve made! Just H&M at the mall. Cute clothes, coupons work on top of the staff discount. It’s perfect. And no, he wouldn’t risk his job. He might complain about pregnant teens, but I know he loves it. Yeah I kind of only keep tabs on people from home through instagram. But you guys must’ve been like, the real deal.

100% fake. I mean, could have. Maybe one did when I went in 10th grade and since then the real Nathaniel isn’t anywhere to be seen and instead my body is taken over by a demon, you never know. The demon definitely wouldn’t admit it. Oh cool. Gotta love cheap clothes. I feel like everyone complains about their jobs. I think that’s just human behavior, even if they love it. Same, I’m from around here but same on the whole keeping tabs through instagram. We are, I guess. Like I said, my mom basically wanted to adopt her. 

[nathaniellynn-blog]

happilyadoredbex‌:

I’m gonna have to disagree. In every horror movie they always go ghost hunting and then everyone ends up dead. I mean… okay true, but I don’t really need an excuse to go shopping either. I get great discounts at work so I basically just shop every time I’m at work. Well he’s not telling us who is pregnant, just tallying it. He does go on tangents over dinner though, that was always the worst. Well staying friends is super impressive. There’s so many people I haven been friends with over the years and don’t really talk to anymore.

Horror movies are fake. I’ve gone to those so called rumored haunted places, nothing has ever happened. I’m still alive. Where do you work? Oh, so I guess not breaking any rules. Also good cause that’d be really weird if you went to school with one of those girls and you just knew before they could even say anything or they show. It kind of is, I’m glad we’re still friends. I don’t really talk to many people from my private school. It’s kinda rare to stay friends after high school. 

[nathaniellynn-blog]

happilyadoredbex‌:

Or that we’re ghost hunting. I don’t know about you but I don’t want my life to turn into a horror movie. Plus I don’t have the right outfit for walking through a graveyard. He’s seen so many pregnant teenagers. You know how I know? He would keep a chart in the kitchen right next to the calendar. And I’ll probably get there when I live in a new city that is far away from both my father and my loud mouth sister. Oh that’s super sweet. And you guys just clicked?

Ghost hunting doesn’t sound too bad though, that actually sounds fun. Wouldn’t it give you an excuse to shop though? That is uh, creepier than ghost hunting. Also isn’t there some doctor/patient confidentiality type of thing he’s breaking by doing that? Hopefully one day you get there. We did, but we were also 4 and kids typically click easier. But we somehow continued to be friends no matter how opposite we are. 

[nathaniellynn-blog]

happilyadoredbex‌:

Maybe, guess we won’t know. Oh well, I guess thanks Shaw whoever. Okay so finding their grave is a little much and a little morbid, I’m here for just sending an appreciative tweet. I should probably give you some background info. My dad is a lady doctor so he’s always been scared me and my sister were gonna get pregnant, or like have sex and die. He’d probably be fine with me giving him grandchild if it was after I was married, but at this point who knows if I’m ever gonna get there. how long have you guys been friends?

Just a little morbid plus it’d look super weird trying to find some dudes grave. People would probably think we were a little crazy. Ah, I guess things make a little more sense that way. Probably has seen lots of pregnant teenagers. But still, a little overboard about being weird about that when you’re an adult. I hope one day you’ll get there. Since we were like 5 or something. All started cause I asked her if she wanted to play with my toy at the park when no one else would play with her. 

[nathaniellynn-blog]

happilyadoredbex‌:

Who know maybe you’d be like, the closest. I’ve met siblings who are best friends and low key it’s a little weird. Oh, are you sure? And we can still tweet a thank you, just cause he’s not gonna see it doesn’t meant other people won’t. Exactly my freaking point. But I think my dad wants me to grow up to be a pathetic old maid, like my sister is on her way to be. Yeah just appreciate her and pretend your siblings, it’s much easier than having one.

True, they could actually be my best friend if they existed. Not really, sometimes they’re all they really have and it brings them close.I am, I googled it. Good point, so we can thank them or like find their grave and tell them thank you that way. That’s a lot of work though, tweeting would be easier. That’s extremely weird. Most parents are like dying for grandbabies one day. But hey, every family is different. I appreciate her very much but I am sure if my mom could she’d adopt her though. 

[nathaniellynn-blog]

happilyadoredbex‌:

I don’t think they’re all the special but maybe your sibling would be different than mine. And agreed. Wasn’t it like… Steve Jobs or Stephen Hawkings or someone like that? We should send out a thank you tweet to whoever it was. No, but sadly she lives in Shermer. She’s a lot older than me, and for some reason she likes to take breaks from being an adult to bother me at school. Well, I thought I’d just go to college and get to date all the cute boys I wanted, but somehow she ended up here with me and is still to this day interrupting me whenever I have someone in my room. It’s like she has a sixth sense or cameras set up or something. So maybe I’ll try it again. Oh see so you totes get what having a sibling is like. Half of it is eye rolling.

Probably be the opposite of me like Alec and Amelia. No, it was some dude named Shaw. Thank you to him. I don’t think we can tweet him though, since he’s dead. You’re an adult now though, why should it matter to her or your dad that you date? I mean, do they want you to be single forever? At least Jaxx and I have something sibling like.