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Another one of my hangover pukes from a while ago.

This is probably one of my favourites so far it felt so good getting it up.

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Stormy night

This is my favorite audio so far and it was a particularly nice feeling when it happened. The force when it was coming up and how my stomach contracted harshly against my hands, how my whole body trembled and almost convulsed, and the noises it made when it fell, the texture inside my mouth… just great. I hope you’ll give it some love.

I wonder how it would have turned out if it wasn’t storming so hard outside.

I don’t know what more to say…

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whimpering “dad, dad, dad” with each one of his thrusts when you’re so full and it feels so good your brain can’t conjure up anything else to say……begging him to fill you up with dad cum, with the sperm that made you………hearing “that’s my boy, taking his dad’s penis all the way inside you”……..feeling his thrusts grow stronger and finally bottom out inside you as he groans and fills you up until his cum is leaking out of you…….yeah i feel normal rn

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I wanna projectile vomit like this too 🫶

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Movie Vomit Scenes

Here's the link to a supercut of 2,000 movie vomit scenes. Enjoy!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OeldhJQn-KcNJyJ7DStZdZizpijs4rRE/view?usp=sharing

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"see how well it fits? it's like you were made for me." 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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[For a sleepy dumbass]

God, baby, you look so fucking sleepy. Look at you with your pretty little eyes, half closed, half needy. Now’s the perfect time to teach you to cockwarm, isn’t it? 

With my voice whispering into your ears in the darkness of your bedroom. With my fingers brushing you gently and the heat of my body on yours.

Just like that, princess. Just hold it. Can you feel my dick inside? Pulsing and twitching, throbbing and trembling inside you. Because of you. Because you make me so fucking hard.

No, sweetie. Don’t grind on my cock. Just lay there. Can you feel me fill you up? Complete you. This is what you were made for, my love. Gentle, sweet kisses under your lamp light and my hard cock buried into your depths as you drift off to bed.

Fuck, you're doing such a good job. I'm so proud of you. Warming up my cock like the pretty little thing you are. You're so fucking hot inside...

The second you fall asleep, I might get�� a little excited. You don’t mind if I use you while you sleep, do you?

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Gassy Latinos

Twts: @/MatuteNico16 @/tonyof99fans

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Gassy Latinos

Twts: @/MatuteNico16 @/tonyof99fans

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So this is what a 3 day migraine did to my stomach: 25 minutes of puking, edited to remove the uninteresting panting and moaning (some is fine but mintes and minutes… can get boring) into about 12 minutes of retches, burps and heaves.

Sorry if I vanished for a bit, some porn trolls took over so I tried to delete my account but even if I had the right password, I couldn’t…. SO I locked it down tight. so if I said some weird shit, wasn’t me.

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You said this far better than I ever could. Come here anon, I just want to have a little talk.

With regards to the “emetophobes should grow the fuck up” comment, speaking as someone mostly “recovered” (I’m not sure how else to phrase that, ironically) you have no fucking clue how *difficult* it is to live with that phobia specifically. I developed fucking ARFID thanks to it; if you have no idea what ARFID is, I can point in the direction of Wikipedia where, not only can the people who wrote the article explain what it is, they explain exactly its symptoms and origins. That can give you just a sliver of insight into what it means to live with such a disorder. Do you think I woke up one day and decided I was in for a good time if I was suddenly scared of people being sick? Do you have any idea of how fucking *embarrassing* it is to repeatedly run away from scenarios in which someone mentions, even in passing, they feel a little off? I wish I could tell you in an exact number how many events I’ve passed up, outings with friends and family I’ve missed, meals I’ve run away from. You say we should “grow the fuck up” with such disdain as if we all consciously chose to have this affliction. Do you think it makes sense to hole yourself away, to be constantly aware of who is in the room and what physical state they’re in, to meticulously watch what you’re putting into your body because of fears of what it’ll do to your guts? I’ve shied away from kids, from drunks, to random people in the fucking street, from my own goddamn fucking friends - I viewed everyone like they were *dirty* and *unsafe*, I couldn’t trust *anybody*. And this was while I was growing up as a young kid - before I was ten years old. It took *years* to recover from my eating disorder, and more years after that to finally be at peace with the fact that vomiting is a natural consequence of the body protecting itself. I’m 27 now. *I spent my childhood in terror* over something most people think little about. I still remember dreaming very vividly about someone vomiting on my face (it wasn’t based on something that happened) before I had to go to school and being *utterly inconsolable* for at least half an hour. I still remember the mad dash I made away from someone who had just thrown up when I was less than ten years old, and I wonder how long I had spent in that corner before I was told it was safe to come back out. I still remember the abject panic of being in a car with someone so drunk they were throwing up, and how I refused to get in that car for a while afterwards. I still remember when I wasn’t feeling very well I forced myself to eat something and associated it with feeling sick for well over ten years afterwards. I still remember trying to get myself comfortable with listening to the sounds of people throwing up and screaming as I threw my phone across the room in full on monkey brain mode. You really believe that a deeply ingrained and, as Pukey-cutie literally already said, irrational fear is something we need to pull ourselves by our bootstraps over and just snap out of it? As if it were that easy? If you still don’t believe emetophobia is real and a genuinely damaging condition to have I implore you to read Wikipedia articles, talk to emetophobic people, watch videos about emetophobia - and if after that you still have no ounce of empathy? I want you to go fuck yourself. Truly. Go fuck yourself. I don’t want to hear about your ludicrous claims, you are someone with no care for others and I frankly do not want to hear it.

I do want to ask, *how dare you*? How dare you have the balls and audacity to judge someone on something you know absolutely nothing about? Especially someone’s relationship? From having been there I can tell you it doesn’t end well in your favour. Who made you the authority on this person’s relationship? *Who the fuck asked you?* You’re a jacked up little coward hiding behind the anonymity your device provides; if you really want to make a statement come off anon and have the proper balls to stand by your shit. I’d love to have you slide in my DMs (oh, and a fist in your face, perhaps).

tbh ith you should break up with your partner if theyre an emetophobe. not only are you not allowed to sexually express yourself how you want if theyre in the house, youre not even allowed to just be genuinely ill around them bc for some reason their irrational phobia trumps your physical health & wellbeing. emetophobes should grow the fuck up before they get a partner

Everyone point and laugh at this idiot!

Seriously though I do want to take a second to point out everything wrong with this ask.

1: I am not with my partner because they let me fuck them. I am with then because i love them. Sex doesn't factor into whether or not I want a relationship with someone.

2: emetophilia is not a required kink for me to enjoy my life. I have plenty of other kinks and sexual preferences that I am "allowed" to indulge.

3: I'm allowed to be ill? I don't even know where you got that impression. They have admitted they don't think they'd be good at taking care of me if (and only in this specific case) I was throwing up. If I was then they've said they'd ask family or friends to come and look after me instead if I need it. In every other illness I've had they've been a fantastic caretaker.

*edited to add* also I'm disabled and my partner has always done an incredible job helping me out when I'm having a bad day with it, so the above is not theoretical or even a rare occurrence.

4: phobias are by their very nature irrational. That's literally the definition of a phobia. They are not something that people choose to have and they cannot be controlled. I have 2 phobias personally. I'm scared of the dark, and I'm scared of heights. I know that these fears are irrational and that they aren't something to actually worry about but because they are phobias I cannot help it.

5: emetopobes do not need to "grow up". You however definitely need to become more mature and respectful of others before you have a relationship. There is absolutely nothing wrong with having a phobia, and if your partner cannot respect that you have one then they are the problem, not you.

Honestly though what did you expect when you sent this ask? Did you think I'd read it and go "oh! I should break up with my partner I've been with for 9 years! The anonymous person on the Internet is right! They do know my relationship better than me!" I'm genuinely confused

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would you barf salad

I haven’t thought about doing that. Maybe one day? I would like to be mindful about not throwing up too often, however.

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Got an xray yesterday and this hot girl barfed all over the floor it hit the wall and chunks of salad landed all over the ultrasound techs shoes. I enjoy vomit smell and it was buttermilk strong. Very much full of chunks

Sounds like you had a great time. I hope you’re doing okay (with regards to the X-ray) though.

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it was makes me want to enjoy my 😸

Nice, go ahead and enjoy 😼

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I need a piss. Thinking about how much is going to hiss out makes me t

I feel like you had more to say, don’t be afraid to tell me. Mm~ I would love to hear it

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oh baby you barfed spaghetti 🤮🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤢 you sounded like you enjoyed it. Were you turned on? Y/N. Was it nice and chunky? Did you photograph your puke? I bet it smelled very nice of sour milk mmmmm.

Hi anon~ you’re asking all the right questions 🤭

I had a dildo and was fucking myself the whole time, every heave I went deeper and harder and I came after I finished puking. It was so chunky because of the tomato sauce so bits got stuck in my throat; I was throwing up so forcefully that I ended up bursting small blood vessels around my eyes 🤣 but yes I’ve got photos~ thanks to the tomato sauce it smelled very heavily of tomato rather than milk

Enjoy~

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I just want to be able to completey let go of myself while I fuck you.

Forget that you're anything more than an object for me to use, make you squirm and moan as I thrust into you with relentless single minded passion forcing you into the mattress pulling your hips closer so I can get deeper inside of you and make myself feel better.

I want to focus on nothing but my pleasure, whatever I have to do to satisfy my urge to cum I will do. You just happen to there.