nautilusopus

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Entry level jobs haven't existed since the 2008 crash. 90% of hiring managers won't hire recent graduates. A quarter of job listings are ghost jobs. Companies hire part time so that they don't have to give benefits. Federal minimum wage hasn't increased since 2009. The True Unemployment Rate is 25%. Master's are the new bachelor's. For most the job search takes over a year. 75% of resumes are never. actually seen by the hiring team.

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me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake

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ONE jim carrey was already too fucking much and then they gave him two goddamn roles. which was a Choice

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the devils alwayss watchin

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ghost trick

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in the club fucking wheeking

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

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Gouldian Finch (Chloebia gouldiae), family Estrildidae, order Passeriformes, Australia

Photograph by Laurie Ross

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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you