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Trying something a little different with Y/N Cookie this time, a little more quiet.

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Oyster Cookie: “Word of your journey drilling in search of the strange masses that spread across the skies a few months ago reached me. I simply wished to request that you uncover the truth behind this sea phenomenon while you were at it. House Oyster will provide anything you need for your research.”

Strawberry Crepe Cookie: “That sounds like a lot of pointless extra work... But if it can be done while we're doing our other research, I'll give it a try.”

Oyster Cookie: “I am glad that we could come to this agreement. Do not worry yourself with the extra work, I have decided to hire an acquainted, experienced diver to help you with your research.”

Strawberry Crepe Cookie: “A diver? What’s wrong with the aquatic Wafflebot?! It can withstand any changes in the tide and can get accurate readings at a faster speed!”

Oyster Cookie: “I don’t doubt the capabilities of your creation, but you’ll need a Cookie who has experience and intuition with the open water to help make your research go smoothly. A sharp mind is not something that can be easily replaced.”

Espresso Cookie: “There’s no objection on my part if this diver you’ve hired could aid in our task of gathering the information we’ll need. May you introduce us to them?”

Oyster Cookie: “Why yes, of course. Y/N Cookie. Please make your acquaintances with Espresso Cookie and Strawberry Crepe Cookie.”

[You step onto the dock with your diving gear at the ready, holding your helmet by your waist. You did a quick salute to Oyster Cookie and to the two Cookies you’ll be working with today. Oyster Cookie can’t help a little laugh at your gesture.]

Oyster Cookie: “Hmm, oh you. Enough with the formalities with me, you’ve been working with my House long enough to be considered a part of it! I do however request your aid once more for this expedition that these Cookies are conducting. Any information you find on the strange sea phenomenon, you are to report to me. Do not create too much commotion for these researchers, am I understood?”

[You nodded. No trouble will be had. Oyster Cookie walks closer to you and places a hand on your shoulder, quietly speaking the next term of agreement.]

Oyster Cookie: “And most importantly, know your limits. You may have your fair share of experience in harsh waters, but they can still be unpredictable and catch you unprepared. If you feel you are in danger, do not hesitate to retreat. Your life matters more to me then the findings you gather. Am I understood?”

[You understood. Although, a part of you wanted to get the job done no matter what. You owe it to Oyster Cookie and her House for keeping you afloat for all these years, it was the least you could do despite Oyster Cookie’s insistence. She lets go and steps back.]

Oyster Cookie: “Good, I’m glad we can reach an understanding. I won’t delay you much further, please join those two and search for what’s causing the bizarre sea phenomenon.”

[You headed over to Espresso and Strawberry Crepe Cookie, once more introducing yourself as Y/N Cookie to the two.]

Espresso Cookie: “I was told that you have a great deal of experience out in the ocean. I will expect nothing but your best while we are out there. A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Y/N Cookie.”

[Strawberry Crepe Cookie wasn’t as impressed if that look on their face was telling anything.]

Strawberry Crepe Cookie: “My trust in you hasn’t reached even 30%, but ‘cause that Oyster Cookie was a smooth talker, I’ll allow it to get close. I still don’t see why she thinks my aquatic Wafflebot can’t get it done by itself, so I want to see what you’ve got with that 40% experience in your dough!”

[Were they…analyzing you or something? Strawberry Crepe sees that confused expression on your face and confirms.]

Strawberry Crepe Cookie: “I can’t quite make out your main ingredient, but it’s a mix of experience, determination, and..warmth? You’re not the usual diver, I can tell you that. If Oyster Cookie thinks you can make this search for a superstition easier, then I’ll trust in you too. Don’t make me regret it.”

[You gave a little salute to them, you don’t intend to let them down. It makes Strawberry Crepe relax in their stern expression towards you.]

Espresso Cookie: It seems like we'll have quite a lot to prepare ahead of our departure. First, what would you say to a coffee break? I'll take mine strong.

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Blue whale: (is holding 22 children that look like a mix of her and y/n)

Strawberry crepe: (looks deadpan at y/n cookie)

Y/n cookie: how’d that get in there

That’s enough for a whole new daycare, you must be EXHAUSTED from all that dough mixing.

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Time skip to some time in the future

Dark Enchantress: I finally got you, Y/N, after all these years. Now you cannot leave.

Y/N: I recommend you to release me before it's too late for you.

Dark Enchantress: Too late for me? Hah! Don't make me laugh, what could you or your puny Ancient friends do now?

Y/N: It's not the Acnients who I'm talking about.

The place starts rumbling.

Dark Enchantress: What is that?

Y/N: They're here.

Dark Enchantress: "They" who?

The door colapses... No, the entire wall is torn down, as a group of 22 cookies who have a whale-like appearance yet still look quite similar to Y/N rush in, like a football team with perfect coordination.

All 22 cookies at once: Don't worry papa/mama! We will save you!

Dark Enchantress: OH GOD OH FU-

Go, little ones. Give them everything. Show no mercy.

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Skit idea: Benign being the mother/father of the group (beasts) be like:

Benign butter: No Mystic flour, life isn't THAT futile. And Eternal sugar, just STOP whatever the hell it is you're doing. Now if you'll excuse me....

Benign butter: Shadow milk! Put them down! And for the love of all that is holy.... BURNING SPICE, SILENT SALT STOP FIGHTING OR ELSE YOU'LL BOTH GET THE CHANCLA-

Not the sandal….

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A 20-minute adventure lasted for more than 20 years

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Wild couple au

Eternal sugar cookie: Did you know you talk in your sleep? Tell me, though, who's tiger lily cookie?

Wild Y/N cookie: She's my wife

Eternal sugar cookie: ... anyways-

She’s just going to ignore that.

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https://www.tumblr.com/brittle-doughie/792533406938546177/wild-couple-au-eternal-sugar-cookie-did-you-know?source=share

Eternal Sugar: Do you really want to go back to living in the middle of the jungle? Why make such a foolish choice when you can live forever happy in my paradise? You can live here without any worry at all-

Wild Y/N: WIFE! (cutely walks away to look for Tiger Lily)

Can’t argue with that logic.

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Wild Y/N and Tiger Lily growling at each other like animals

Knight: Are they fighting or something?

Princess: No, that's their way of saying "I love you" to each other

That and the gifting of meat jellies to each other after a hunt.

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Evil cookies redemption in a nutshell

Evil Cookie: The Cookie Kingdom is sh*t!

(Y/N lives in the Cookie Kingdom)

Evil Cookie: The Cookie Kingdom is key

It’s a chill place, who wouldn’t go there

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Tiger Lily running in circles on all fours: Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!

Princess: Gee, what got into her?

Knight: She's been like this since a package arrived this morning.

Princess: Just that? What is so great to make her act like that?

Knight: Let's check it out.

Knight picks up the package, and inside is... A plushie of Y/N.

Knight: Oh. Well, I can't deny it's cute, but Tiger Lily's still overeacting, don't you agree your highness? Your highness?

Princess now running in circles with Tiger Lily: Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!

He got reminded that they were sisters there.

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Howdy-ho! I was just wondering if you could write Tadc cast x reader who takes a more.. biblically accurate Angel appearance when they joined the circus? Multiple eyes, wings, etc, etc yk? I also wanna say, your writing is very good, you’re doing great!

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When I saw this ask, my mind immediately went to religious trauma and guilt. Likely internalized. So, that's the angle I went for.

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Pomni, Caine, Zooble, Ragatha & biblically accurate Reader

Pomni

★ When Pomni first arrived, you scared her the most. It wasn’t the eyestrain caused by looking at you. Or the wings that seemed too small for your body. It was the eyes. Something about how they always seemed to be watching.

★ She likes how gentle you can be. Never raising your voice. Even when Jax hands you a packet of crackers. Again. That one "Polly want a cracker?" Joke being overused by him. The fear of speaking up appears as restraint.

★ Silence that lingers for an uncomfortable amount of time is normal with you. Not speaking unless spoken to. To this, she tries filling in the gaps herself. Attempting to fill the silence with questions you try your best to answer.

Caine

★ He once compared you to someone who abstracted. What with all the eyes. Joking around about leaving you in the cellar. "You know, you'd fit in well downstairs! Perchance it has a vacancy?" Turning to Bubble with no hint of sarcasm.

★ Never have you told him you didn't like an adventure. Being too shy to speak up, like Gangle. Not having the nerve to voice your opinions. And if you don't complain, that must mean you're enjoying it! Right?

★ You smile. It's forced. But a smile all the same. Sitting through whatever distraction he's created to entertain you. As long as nobody speaks up, this'll stay the same. Subjected to "games" you don't want to play.

Zooble

★ They're everything you're not. But not in a bad way! While Zooble can, and will, speak up for themself. You don't have it in you. The very idea of voicing a concern makes your non-existent heart race. Zooble hates being pushed around. You’re used to it.

★ Unfortunately, Jax's favorite game is still seeing how far he can push you, until Zooble has to Intervene. The worst thing he's done was call you "A mistake to God." while grinning. Knowing what hurts the most.

★ You would've believed him. Had Zooble not shut him down. Stepping between the two of you and grabbing him by the ears. "Yea, no. That's enough." Literally pulling Jax away from you. Not allowing the chance to continue.

Ragatha

★ Don't take this in the wrong way, but you remind her of chickens. Like the kind that lived on her family's property. Your fluffy. Gentle. Just like them! Likewise, you make her think of happier memories. Faded days spent sneaking the birds extra feed.

★ It's a strange comparison to make. Ragatha knows this. So she keeps it to herself. quietly finding comfort in your appearance. But when you tilt your head just right, she smiles. Thinking about a small chick.

★ Ragatha appreciates the how you always listen. Paying attention to what she has to say. Unlike some people. It's nice to feel heard. Not like you'd know the feeling. At least you can help others? That's something you can be proud of.

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Can I please request a TADC Headcannon about a child reader who's new to the Circus...and if possible they've got a cute Puppy appearance

The title sounds weird, but I promise it's not!

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Caine, Pomni, Ragatha & puppy Reader

Caine

★ it was quite a sight meeting someone so small. He had almost forgotten humans can can be children! Well, nothing like a new experience to keep his AI nice and sharp. Although you're not the first dog in the circus...

★ He's very lenient when it comes to you. Probably because you show the most enthusiasm for whatever he has planned. After each adventure is over, you ask him to play with you. The answer is yes. It will always be yes.

★ With all that said, you're still a child. And mistakes happen. When you do something bad, like chewing up his walking cane, he wont get mad. Preferring to turn it into a learning experience. But that doesn't always work. His solution? Grounding you!

★ He just leaves you in your room for a few minutes. With bubble to keep you company. A cartoonishly large wall of iron bars stationed to block the door. Fortunately, your small enough to slip between them. Escaping without a sound. Bubble watched, letting it happen.

Pomni

★ When you first arrived in the circus, Pomni couldn't figure out how to calm you down. You were panicking. Couldn't comprehend what was going on. Didn't know anybody around you. Or how you got here. Of course you'd be freaking out.

★ After having a very understandable meltdown, with multiple people coming to your aid, she stands by as Ragatha takes charge. Telling you that everything is okay. She'd probably be better at calming you down. Right?

★ Over time, Pomni starts gravitating towards you. Not realizing she's doing it. Just trying to be sure you aren't left alone. Focusing on you helps quiet her anxiety. You're kind of like a therapy dog? Except more sad. Because both of you are stuck here.

★ She's tripped over your tail more times than she can count. It drags across the floor, like a fluffy hazard. And you're barely half her height. Easy to miss when she's in a rush. Each time it happens, you let out a pitiful yelp. Guilt immediately bubbling in her chest.

Ragatha

★ When you first arrived, you cried a lot, as any child would. Everything was overwhelming. Not to mention frustrating. The colors, the noise, your new body... Getting used to it can be hard. Especially when you don't understand the nature of the digital world.

★ Her main goal was to learn everything she could about you. What calms you down. What makes you laugh. And what frightens you. All while trying to remember everything she can about children. It's been awhile since she's seen a child that wasn't coded.

★ Ragatha likes to stay close to you during adventures. If you leave her sight, nothing good could happen. When other people are around she lets you wander off. Exploring the area. If she could, she'd get one of those child leash backpacks.

★ Once, you told her "When I get big I'll get some patches!" Like the ones she has scattered across her body. As adorable as that was, she felt a little sad. Has... Has anyone told you, you won't grow up here?

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It's Cream Ferret's anniversary!

Happy birthday to the Ferret that raised us.

Ferret time.

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Wanted to make something cute after drawing so much angst

The ringmaster loves his chin scritches

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see her fabulous

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What happens when Y/N divorces the beasts:

Shadow milk: tears and furniture EVERYWHERE, the house is a complete mess.

Burning spice: what house?

Mystic flour: ever had dusty corners in the house?, how about the WHOLE HOUSE becomes a dusty corner.

Eternal sugar: just shadow milk, but SOMEHOW worse

Silent salt: immediately goes out to find the cookie that Y/N fancies over them and OH GOD-

Eternal Sugar somehow manages to make the house look like a complete mess, but tidy enough that everything is reversible once you change your mind.

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I remember seeing once somewhere from the CRK Tumblr account that there was a post about Elder Custard exploding if he ever tried to better himself

So now I'm just thinking about the possibility that there was a universe where like. Half the Crème Republic got blown up because Elder Custard accidentally Uno Reversed himself and genuinely in love with Y/N

Evil Elder Custard Cookie type of deal. He supports Clotted Cream and makes sure Light Cream always has a chance to see him when she comes over.