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I must say, Steven Universe is a lot more enjoyable when you don't need to read through a heaping helping of Tumblr discourse about who's secretly abusing whom this week.
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Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...
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during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough
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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle
#lotad#i could DECIMATE a lotad#the only challenge would be my morals because lotads just a little guy
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kiwi b ird held so gen tle and sweet . wonderful .
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wait did they seriously make a star wars spin off for babies about a bunch of baby jedis. thats so fucking funny they're all going to die so badly.
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i have a common theme with my favorite pokemon (small)
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dude ADHD sucks so bad, it's like one of those audience input twitch streams where people can add new parameters to the game to screw you over for fun. "puddingtruck49 just paid 8 dollars to make you forget your debit card pin in the checkout line"
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two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse
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new tumblr game. put in the tags a GENUINE flaw your fav(s) has. cant be something like "too kind" or "loves too much" like something genuinely bad messed up morally wrong they are or have done
#will willingly let countless people die in his pursuit of power#its not even his goal to kill people#it's just like he thinks it's a given that people will die in the process of making himself stronger and he doesn't care
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