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not to be a FUCKING SLUT but i wanna cuddle with someone as it’s raining and thundering outside

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sometimes when i show people my boobs i think "eh theyve seen it alot, its prob boring to them and they are just acting excited to make me feel better"

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*remembers something deeply traumatizing that I still need therapy for years later*

I need to be a free use polycule pet

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reblog if you’re pro-plushie humping <3 ignore if you’re normal :)

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NEVER STOP THE GRINDSET

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Natural talent: staring at her girlfriend 😳

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went out today with no bra in a tank top. gotta make sure everybody sees these tranny tits

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the princess on her knees looking up at her brave knight as she jerks herself off to the princesses cute little face

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the one time i tried to be high on shrooms in public it was in olympia i walked into this coffeeshop and ordered a medium thai tea and the barista says, “are you sure you dont want a large? everything is the same price.” and in my bewilderment i looked up at the drink board and literally everything was $2.65

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im literally so cute AND i have an oral fixation what more could you possibly want

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This is a huge step up from Bartman

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Giving attention to your puppy girl girlfriend can increase your life by a couple decades at least.

Now yank that leash and pet that little slut puppy all over until she begs to be bred.

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my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here