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big fan of digging myself deeper in the hole #myhole . wait hold on. hm. maybe not on that one. post cancelled

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platonically staring at his eyelashes, as one does. catching fire is fun and i love katniss very much

bonus:

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Being nefarious with mama

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i don’t… want this.

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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

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Rate my new setup

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If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

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trust that everything will fall into place without you forcing it there.

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singing lessons

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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse