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look what the hotel microwave does

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Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

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The signs as vampires

Aries: Reckless™. Doesnt know how to cover up their tracks. Ends up hiring someone to do it for them. Skilled at speed walking.

Taurus: turns humans into vampires out of boredom. Accidentally creates a huge clan. Ends up a leader. Nice.

Gemini: the vampire that messes with everyone just because they're immortal. Gets in trouble lots because they can get out of it easily. The vampire who accidentally ends up well known among other vampires by doing something stupid as hell.

Cancer: feels guilty all the time. Likes the perks though. Living forever is cool.

Leo: the vampire who thinks they could be part of the Avengers or some crap. Thinks they're some kind of vampire superhero. Actually ends up being some really lonely vampire who longs for another half.

Virgo: always thinking of ways their kind can blend in with humans. Misses being human. Probably binges because they avoid eating for a long time.

Libra: the preppiest vampire ever. Who cares if we're undead? Doesn't mean we cant party and have a great fashion sense, am i right? Lets go become undead models in high fashion.

Scorpio: intensity increased by a million percent. Falls in love with a human. Appears like the stereotype but occasionally wishes they were human.

Sagittarius: no guilt whatsoever. Feels as if they're the superior race so who tf gives a damn about stupid humans. Plays with their food.

Capricorn: always coming up with ways to take over the world. Vampires should be in charge. Humans are so dumb and temporary.

Aquarius: uses their abilities to help people. Mostly wishes everyone was a vampire so they could all look after themselves. The vampire that was shunned from their clan for being too "human like".

Pisces: the coolest vampire ever. Uses their abilities to have fun. Thats it. You live forever so you might has well be eternally amused.

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a very important message

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#BeyonceAlwaysOnBeat #Girls #WhoRunTheWorld #MovesLikeJagger

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((I really need someone to talk to. Im so scared right now.))

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Apple Pie Baked inside of Apples Tutorial

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((Im not dead! Yay! With sophmoee peoject finished and the end of the year comming up and pop up medical shit ive been so busy! But i am back baby!!))

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....no ....No ...nO....NO NUHhhHNNMmONONONo fuCK YOu

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

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will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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((angel babe, ill reply in a minute, trying to install DMMD~))

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Yugi whipped around at the familiar buzz of magic, expecting an attack, when the man brought out a picture, Yugi did admit, it seemed familiar...”It could be anyone, as there are many yugis in the world” He shrugged and kept his eyes trained on the man. “also, duel monsters? Like, the kids game, come on” He said with an exasperated sigh “probably  freaky cosplay shit” the bite in his voice could put any dog to shame. 

“Yes” Yugi deadpanned at the man, a small twinge in his heart, but one he was more than willing to ignore “Listen, your crazy, you've got some issues with your significant other and have to project it onto people who look similar to them, take it up with them, this isn't my job”

His memories gone, head aching like hell, and then rain. It couldn't get any worse than this. In truth, he didn't mind the rain, he loved it. It was just a bad day for him. He sat under a large tree in the park wondering what to do now.

Saphron had just left the mansion when it began to rain, he was flying so it didn’t bother him much, but he had landed and walked the rest of the way, heading to the cemetery that he had demolished with wild shadow magic, he cut through the park, though he stopped when he saw someone sitting under the largest tree, he walked toward them, his head tilted “are you alright?” he asked, one wing opened to stop the rain from hitting the younger man and soaking him even more