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Hilarious and correct you may possibly be, you still do not know who you're messing with. And I do believe it is common knowledge that knowing the enemy is half the war. 

Are you having fun?

Hah, you’re one to be talking, sugar. I happen to enjoy messing with angry people— or AIs for the matter. I’m quite used to it by now, after all. 

And no, I treat them far better. You best be careful what you say, though. You don’t know who you’re playing with.

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Hah, you're one to be talking, sugar. I happen to enjoy messing with angry people-- or AIs for the matter. I'm quite used to it by now, after all. 

And no, I treat them far better. You best be careful what you say, though. You don't know who you're playing with.

Ah—

Well hellooo there, darling~ Nice to meet you too. So tell me, what’s up, buttercup?

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Ah--

Well hellooo there, darling~ Nice to meet you too. So tell me, what's up, buttercup?

I am simply warning you. 

Yes, I may be biased because of what happened to me in the past. 

I mean if you ha-ḑ͍͕̯̬̤͚̮-̶̖̰̘̹͘-̛͈͈̜̀͘d̡̗̘̬͔ͅ-̸̶̨̹͇̩ͅ ̹͕͎̱̫͘ͅt҉̶̠̹̭͚̜̜͎o̷̡̡͙̹̲͖̼-̢͕̕͠-̲̝͓̬̣́́-̵̻̙̹̲̘ ̷̬d̼͜ȩ͇̣̖a͙͚-̶̧̘̩-̥̯͕͚-̫̳͉̳͡l̷̘͕ ̗̯̬͇̖̕͘-͍͖̤̘̘͔̖̙͝-̀҉̻̬̹-̧̙-̭̼̯̬̹͡ ͈̞͘0҉͏̖̣̥̬̳̰̠̝1̜̜̹̲̲͘1̴͔͕͖͉̞͍́͜1̡͇̳0̙͉͈1̼̪͕̜͝ͅ1̷͞҉̫͖1̲͖̰͉̬͉̙ ̺̪͕͙͖͙0̳͖̼̞͙̦͚͉̕1̹̳̞͓̲̭̣͘1̯̘͔͖͓ͅ0͚͓̗̬̭̩͠1͖̦̱̯̬̭̪̰0̸̨̗̗̪0̷͚̖̘͈̫̝1͏̵̼̗̬̤̀ ͏̘̟̼͚̪0̵̥ͅ1̟͟1̩͞1͚̮0̵͉̺̥1̦̭̦̣0̯͍͖̞͖0̨̯̝̦̗̪͜ ͓̱̯̖̪͔̘̤̀͟0̵̟̱̥͉1҉̹̬̳͚̠̮̮̳1̢͕͎͜͠0̢̛̜̭̰̯̹̯̲͠ͅ1̳͉͘͝0͎0̴̟͕̭0̸̹̮ͅ ̶͖̠0͚͉̹͕̫͜0͚̪̱̫͙̱̀1̨͓0̧̖͉̳͖̻͉0̶̺̤͔͉̙̯0̺̺̞́͞0̴̷̬͉͠0̯̪̲̤̤ ̛̞̫̳̖̲͚͙̰͠0͈̭̻͠1̭̲̲͇̳͙1̦̺̦̤̞͈͈͍͝1̵̝͚̺͜0͙͍͚̝̀́̕1͓̟̤͝͠0̶͎̰͇̩̪̯͚0̻̝͘ ̸̧̮͕̫͎̣͙0̺͍̀̕1̶̸̼̞͍͉1̧͖̤̳̞̲̞͎ͅ0̷̳̖͙1̧͘͏̲̰̺0̵͙̣͕̹̲͚̹̩́0̵͏̥̗̺̤̩̺̗͎0̷͈̫͓̙͇͎͝ ͈͙̟̖̹0̖̼̲̳͙1͏͚̝̭̠̞͈̪̖1̶̻͖̭̺̗̻̪͎͖͠0̘͎͔̯̝͕̠̗̱̀1̵̠̟̩̮̪0̫͔̬̠͇̫͕́̕0̣͈̜̫̻̰͙̙1̙̣͉̪͇ ̴̪͔0̡̠͔͎̤͈͚́͟1̫̣̼̲͖͈̳1͉̠̝͓̱̻ͅ1͖̮͇̺͖0̳͉̤͚͢͡0͎̬̦͇͜͢1̢̻̜́͡1̴̝͎̖̹̯̼̭ ̹̮̥͉0̦͚̬̣̣̫̲0҉̷̥̖̩̼̰̟1̸̼0̧̰͚̜͚̦͙͚1̛̟͕̜̟̪̪͓̟1͏̝̦͕͈̺̲0̸̹̮̪̖͈̫͚̗1̴͍̟̟͉ͅ ͕͇͉͖̱̫͘͝ͅ0͓̖̗̤̞̹͎̫͢0̦͍͔̮͉̟̤̼̱͢1҉̳͚̜͓͙̲0̛͖̲̫͕͉1̜̙͍̪̹̀͠1͍̟͓̠̫̝̤̱̩͟0͏̛͓͕̺̹̪͢1̶͏̡̝ͅ ͔̩̤̭͉͞͞0̸̧̝̥̫̤̲̱̟̝͢ͅ0͕̖̠͎̳̩̙̞̱͟͠1͚͈̖͇̤͟0̴̸̠͖͔̙͔̬̼̪0̨̖̗̮̲̺͞0̴̛̣̟͙͡0͙̩̘̘̼̙̘͢ͅ0̢̟̹̻ ̢҉̩̝̭̮͟0̨̨̝̘̯̪͉͟1̷͖͕͍͇̹͘ͅ0̷̣̼̱̝0̸͎͎͙̥̭̬0̵̛̣̣͘0̷̩͕0̵͏͍̣̝̦͖͙̤̱1̼̜̘͘ ҉̷͈̘̗̞͎͍0͎1̳̹̫0̛͖͖̤͜͠0̲͜1̸̱̲͔̯̻̥̯̫̀0̧̲̣̘̺͞ͅͅ0̷̭͢1̡͎͈ ̨̗0̡̹̥̬͍̀0͇͉̫̖͕͔̘̳1̹̻͕͕0̘͕̤͈̪̯͙̖͜1̶̸̪̝̤̟̺̦̻1̝͚̬̝̹͖̠͇͇͝͡0̨͙͓̝̝̝̮̜͜1̸̤̱̼̱̣̭̀̀ ̵̛̱̞̪̦͙͍̜̮̯0̵̼̙͔̘͝0̷̲̹̀1͓̖̠ͅ0̘̝͉͘͞͞ͅ1̩̝͎̜̬̭̺̤̖́͢1̦̦̥͚̳̭͠ͅ0̩̱̗̮1̸̣͔̣͙͕͕ ̭͉̲0͏̶̩͇̠̳0̲̱̻̫1̧̥͝0͙̯̱̠̰͕͎̮1̛̱̰̫͠1͠͏̖̜͘0͎̝̭̕͡1̸̢̖̯̜͈͎͎̣

[The encryption cuts for a moment and returns.]

She’s talking about me. Nice to meet you. I’m Renaissance. “Parasitic doppelgänger” AI at your service. 

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What's that supposed to mean? KZ is a good boy, you talked to him! Does he seem like the kind to be destructive? Admittedly, he does chew on things, but that's why I feed him a lot and give him teething things. 

Come on, Meri. I don't know what happened to you in the past, but I don't want you looking at him or me like we're going to ruin everything. Shit, you can look on me like that, I don't care. But please don't treat KZ so lowly...

So you took him out and attached him to an AI. 

That’s not legal. 

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Why not? I saved him. And I saved myself. 

[Sighs]

I didn’t find him. Well, not in a conventional sense. You’re familiar with splitting, right? It’s an avoidance system the mind makes sometimes. Usually to avoid bad experiences, often abuse…

I found him probably when I was 6.

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[Sighs]

I didn't find him. Well, not in a conventional sense. You're familiar with splitting, right? It's an avoidance system the mind makes sometimes. Usually to avoid bad experiences, often abuse...

I found him probably when I was 6.

Broken from the start? 

Mind telling me how you found KZ, then? 

Full detail. 

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God damn it...

[The line cuts. Only temporarily, the white noise gets filled in with an incessant jingling noise. And the line is back up.]

He didn't break himself. He was broken from the start. 

Good, then you’d understand. I’m not exactly in the mood to get axed again right away.

Eh? What do you mean? I told you he was an AI I made.

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Good, then you'd understand. I'm not exactly in the mood to get axed again right away.

Eh? What do you mean? I told you he was an AI I made.

I actually do, thank-you-very-much. Don’t underestimate me. 

Shitai, I have a question for you. 

What is KZ, exactly? 

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Eh? Geez, I do that shit all the time. I'll have you know that the last time I went out of my way to do real research, not idle net searching, I got shot straight in the head. Do you know how much damage that does to a brain? I'm still working out the kinks in my machinery, regaining control of my fingers and toes, and happen to be taking a break.

So lay off. I'm out giving KZ some time away from the house, anyhow. 

What, are you embarrassed?

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What, are you embarrassed?

Just doing research.

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Just doing research.

Are there people out there who have had their nipples replaced with firearms?… We live in a very strange day and age.

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Are there people out there who have had their nipples replaced with firearms?... We live in a very strange day and age.

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So did life just drop 3 stars in entertainment value? It just feels like there's nothing of interest today.

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Juvenile F. pygmaeus by ~dllavaneras

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I'm bored so I'm going out. 

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Um Voigt I think you might have a little something stuck in your teeth….