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Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever
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looking for devices on ebay "for parts" ok thats great can you open it up so i can see what parts are in it and if it has what i need. no. okay awesome
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if she's your girl then why does her model kit come with adapter parts for my weapons and flight unit
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sometimes when I'm bored I make my robot gf mine bitcoin and she scream loud af
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you sad little pervert
im happy big & sexually normal
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mp3 audio file posters are fighting battles you dont even know about to save you from spotify links
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half paying attention and the 7-11 cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as "two elf dollars" and I kept saying "what?"
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lol. jesus just tried to come back but he reincarnated as an ant and someone stepped on him. another 2000 years
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Oh that's just my fly trap I leave out to catch little fairies to sexually torture. Yeah
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