non fandom ask/rp blog! any interactions welcome, ocs are preferred! fandom ocs are cool, it's just that mine aren't from any specific fandom. mun is 21, not all muses are 18+. for aliens: basic species/planet info is in #lore. muses can be found in #muse list or #muse intro, as well as on @sanriobios. (icon by me)
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my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 馃檮
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in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant
#i never watched much spongebob but i think delrik is both squidbob and squidward x squilliam#depending on when in their relationship you're talking abt#the squidbob comes later btw#delrik
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my girlfriend was watching me sleep once and she told me that, between snores, i mumbled "that's good game design". i will never live it down
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Best things for a ship to have or be:
Horny
Insane
Religious/spiritual themes
Obsession
Age gap
Doomed
#delrik has all of these except for the last two but tbh you could still make an argument for those as well#delrik
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They said it wasn't possible... but it is.
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modern Heracles myth about a maid who killed her family and then she has to complete 12 impossible maidly tasks as penance
#genevieve#this is. genuinely so close to her actual life. except she just killed her dad and the maid stuff is a reward (kind of)
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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you鈥檝e ever seen, and as she鈥檚 walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her
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