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i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)

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>100,000 notes - mass market slop

10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser

1,000 notes - cult classic

100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste

10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation

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a little obsessed with these I won’t lie

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it's come to the point where if my car is being serviced by anyone who looks like anything other than "shifty stranger" or "old coot" or "possible member of the texas chainsaw family" I should know I'm going to get ripped off and my vehicle will be damaged

do NOT get a groupon oil change

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(source)

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do NOT get a groupon oil change

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okay i am opposed to the marcille chilchuck ship i keep seeing posts about (and don't even understand how you would come up with to be frank) but pictures of those two where chilchuck is like a decrepit old man and marcille is just standing next to him beaming are really funny so i'm tolerating it

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Donna: “James the cops are looking for you, we have to hide your half of Laura’s necklace!”

James:

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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to

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went to the head shop today

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fresh asf like a million dollars justfine and dandy

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o please o please o please o please o please