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(tweaks out cause i answered all my asks too fast and now im out again.)

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How is spring going?

"Eh its going alright I guess. Honestly kind of miss the winter. Its getting way too hot around here..."

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Have you and the other neighbours do anything fun recently?

"Hm... haven't done much to be honest but since is getting warmer out my business should be picking up at least. Yay..."

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Space?

:0

"Space is nice..."

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HELLOO??? AGAIN}??

"Oh hello."

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gently places exactly 16 peace cobblers in front of you or something

"Oh! I think this is a bit too much for me but thank you."

"Honestly not sure if I can keep all of these.."

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(oh btw happy pride month. heres these two.)

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(Account owner here lala. Asks are once again open!!)

(please send some im all out.)

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"hello again! Also call me al. Here are some more cookies! And give them to the others! *Hands him cookies instead of throwing a big box

"Oh uh... thank you..."

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do you get along with any of the other neighbors ? like poppy or julie !

"Hm lets see..."

"I think Wally is alright I guess. He just makes an awful amount of eye contact... makes me a bit uncomfortable sometimes."

"For Julie, I think she seems pretty nice. She reminds me of Charlie a lot in terms of personality. She is a bit too loud on occasion though."

"Frank might not be the friendliest in my opinion, but im just glad there is someone in the neighborhood that has a bit more common sense.."

"I think Eddie is pretty nice. Reminds me of Wheatley quite a bit (i think Wheatley told me that he was Eddie's cousin, which makes sense). He seems pretty sweet and hes a hard worker. I guess you can say I respect him a bit."

"Sally is... a lot. Im not sure how i feel about her to be honest. I think she can just be a bit too uh... dramatic sometimes."

"Barnaby can be a bit much too. He's nice and all, but I get a bit tired of hearing his jokes sometimes..."

"I personally dont mind Howdy that much, though the way he runs his bodega is... questionable. I have no clue how he would make a living."

"I dont really interact with Poppy much, but she seems pretty sweet. I think out of everyone, she is probably one of my favorites in the neighborhood."

"I think thats everyone.."

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eats your entire arm next🥰

"WHAT THE FUC-"

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chews your arm:3

"Ow."

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"Just got this device thing back from Wheatley. Apparently I accidentally left it over at his place when me, him, and Charlie had that sleepover."

"Oh, seems like he answered a few questions too. Might as well look though some of those.."

"Hm, a question about me? Lets see.."

"Oh!"

"I didn't know Wheatley thought of me like that..."

ASKS FOR OLIVER ARE NOW OPEN!!!

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*CHEWS AGGRESSIVELY ON WHEATLEY*

"Aw my hair :("

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Wheatley whats your opinion on Oliver?

"Well, I will say he is a bit grumpy at times, but he can honestly be really sweet once he warms up to you! I remember one time for my birthday, he made me a blackberry cobbler, but took the time to strain out all the seeds from the blackberries since he knows i dont like the texture of the seeds. Gosh I nearly cried right then and there."

"I also love listening to him ramble about the stars. He just looks so happy, and I can practically see stars in his eyes. Gosh I honestly just love him..."

"Yes, I know love is a rather strong word, but its honestly true. I just love so much about him. That twinkle in his eyes when he talks about space, the faint little freckles on his cheeks that you can only see up close, how fluffy his hair looks when he isnt wearing his hat, or just how pretty he looks under the night sky, the moonlight just lighting him up perfectly..."

"Gosh I just wish I could just pull him into my arms and hold onto him forever. I could find that one song he loves and play it on the record player, or maybe one of my favorite love songs so we dance to it together. Well... im not sure if Oliver can dance, but I could teach him! We could spend every night under the stars, and he can just ramble to me as much as he wants. And of course I would listen to every word..."

*Wheatley took a breath, a little tired from his small ramble.*

"Oh gosh ive been talking a bit, huh. Sorry if I got carried away."

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What would be your favourite thing to farm?

"Hmm.. well I like pretty much anything that grows on trees, since those at the easiest for me to grow and harvest. Plus, when its around harvesting season, I invite the whole neighborhood to come by and pick apples, or whatever is ready to be picked. I've also gotten a couple more peach trees in the last couple months, and I usually send some of them to Oliver before bringing the rest to Howdy's bodega."

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HIII WHEATLEYYYY :D

"Oh hello!"