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I resonate so much with these! One of mine is There, Their and They're, which I suppose includes Your and You're. Personally, this drives me up the wall even if I've somewhat developed a tolerance to it.

OMG! 420! XD

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THERE’S A GUY SCALING THE TRUMP TOWER IN NYC WITH GIANT SUCTION CUPS LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STUNT AND IM LAUGHING

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cute and handsome ♡

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Oh. This is what I never knew I needed in my life. Until now. Thank you OP!

kim jongdae aka darth chen // vogue dec 2015

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EXO- M(onster)

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Ugh I’m such trash for chenlay at the moment because love. Let’s go for chenlay and praise. Ye I know it’s soft but Lay deserves it ok????

It’s ok Anon–between us? I, too, have a giant gross soft spot for chenlay.

‘Fuck, ge, you feel so good. Always feel so good.’

‘More, Jongdae-ah.’

‘Our sweet Yixing, being so successful and talented, working so hard. Flying all over the world looking fucking hot. God! You’re so fucking handsome. 

‘’M’close, please.’

‘But then you come home, let me get my mouth and hands on your perfect body, show you how proud of you I am. So, so proud.’

‘Please!’

‘I’m so lucky I get to make you feel good. Show me ge, show me how good you feel. I want to see it.’ 

‘Jongdae!’

‘Yes, you’re so good for me, so gorgeous like this.’

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‘You’re too much Chenchen.’ 

‘Were you even listening? You’re too much.’

Send a ship & a kink for some dirty talk/dialogue

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I made some pride pastel girls!

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ayeee fem!xiuchen pegging

I love pegging a hell of a lot so thanks for this Anon.

‘Noona,’ Jongdae whined, twisting his hands in the sheet by his head, and trying to subtly ride down on the long, purple silicone cock splitting him open over and over. He was seconds from coming all over himself, untouched, for the first time in his life, and he was fucking losing his mind.

‘Yes Jongdae-ah?’ Minseok asked, biting her lip and quirking her brow expectantly at him. ‘Tell me how much you love my cock and maybe I’ll let you come for me.’

Send a Ship + a Kink for a Five Sentence Fic

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fall (cr.)

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if you're still taking 5 sentence fic asks, i'd like some top!seok/powerbottom!dae with dirty nicknames, please ^^ <3

‘Fuck me for real hyung’, Jongdae demanded. ‘Come on, give me your dick.’

Jongdae’s hole flexed in anticipation—gaping and empty, shining with lube—and when Minseok pushed inside, Jongdae was hot and slick and tight around him.

Jongdae was gorgeous like this, flushed and whining, so Minseok grinned and murmured, ‘You feel so fucking good Chenchen. My pretty, slutty wife.’

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i can’t be the only one that immediately thought of this

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circuit 21