nembzz
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Had to make a new blog for my Käärijä and Joker Out brain rot 😅 She/her, 🇫🇮 25♏ (follows, likes & asks from mortalgirl4now)
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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store
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When he says "There's no place like home" during sex
#so this is Bojere as fuck 😂😂#and with bojan's recent ramblings especially#sad bojere bitches support group
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every day of my life i see a new advertisement that makes my grip loosen a little more
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a vampire must have these 2 things in their repertoire:
1. a hopelessly devoted human twink
2. a fellow immortal who has been pining over them for centuries
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asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are
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Can they PLEASE offer kitchen appliances in 8 glamorous colors to choose from again
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The internet is for developing a parasocial relationship with your friends' cats.
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