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i wont let this post die

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dna is made of angels. (taps mic) hello??? dna is divine intent made tangible. is this thing on

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Whenever my fat thumb accidentally taps an ad and it takes me away from tumblr I always scream “SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Loud as fuck

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There are two types of romance novels, ones with a polyamoury true route, and ones with an aromantic true route

Which is yours

what about the true route where you romance your robot dog who's actually one of your other personalities. ever thought of that

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anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

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*starts running towards you with a spear in hand* hehehe!! :D heeeheeeeheeheheeee~!!! *starts getting faster* *face turns gravely serious*

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the doomed noob trolls futilely.

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waiter! a bullet in the head for me please

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They’re putting Pjackk in Philly

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

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[Lying on the playground to impress the other kids] Well my Uncle was crucified!

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Just bought a fallen empire off temu

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tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing