neonlapis

[neonlapis]

rebecca sugar: our lesson is to always listen to people and cooperate

bismuth: cool so is it okay if steven unbubbles me and i have a chat with the crystal gems because clearly i had a misunderstanding until the last second and i would much rather talk about my goals and ideals with other adults?

becky sucrose:

[neonlapis]

[neonlapis]

this is the most ridiculous looking thing ive ever seen

[neonlapis]

ok but

their designs fit their gem, ok i get these colors

but

?????

??????

[neonlapis]

you know what would be cool? Pearl as some sort of homura-style antihero

[neonlapis]

what the fuck is goin on in su where gems dont know what art is and call it meepmorps but they built all these temples and statues and enormous worksof art like binch what the fuck u think that is what kinda convenient inconsistency for a joke is this like even if u assume that peridot was made after the eradication of art as a concept how the hell did lapis forget the entire artistic history fo her species like what the fuck do u call the fuckin sea spire a god damn ,meep morp you unfunny pricks like not to mention that gems literally make music w their physical bodies and gem weapons look like tuning forks and their entire species is so fuckin closely tied to music which is art what the FUCK gems literally dance to fuse why dont they have a word for art why is su written by ten year olds when it comes to lapis and peridot

[neonlapis]

if only... one of you could, I don't know, use your gem powers to transport Steven, a character you've been established to care deeply about, out of there... by idk using your wings to fly?

[neonlapis]

Steven can float

Lapis can fly 

Peridot can move metal 

There are so many things wrong with this image

[neonlapis]

who used shrink ray on her

[neonlapis]

i want an episode of steven universe where peridots limb enhancers wash up on the shore of beach city and peridot is super happy and she works really hard day and night to rebuild her limbs and she put star stickers on them and is thrilled and happy she has her comfort items back

[neonlapis]

[neonlapis]

no offence but

tawog > su

[neonlapis]

hey this is a new su critical blog and we’d be interested in getting into the thick of it so yeah... hit us up