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twitter is rationing posts now im starved for content

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is everything okay man i couldn't help but notice you've been hesitant to say anything beautiful and true lately

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restaurant with a lobster tank and a warning sign that reads DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THEIR EYES and when the waiter comes and asks you which lobster you want you notice one looking right at you and you blink and suddenly youre looking at yourself from inside of the tank and see yourself stand up and start snapping your hands like claws

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(From Reddit u/Mobile-Historian-33)

House on the Appalachian Trail. There were no paths or roads leading to the property.

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you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

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is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

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they make a compelling argument

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what the fuck do you mean “overstimulated” I acted like that because I absorbed all the noises and stress and textures from the grocery store because I’m an empath

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Somewhere, there are orcas. I’m in my little gray house in Ohio surrounded by the stale, staticky air of winter indoors, but somewhere there are orcas. It’s an easy fact to forget. It’s easy to shrink your world to what you can see. But thankfully, somewhere, there are orcas.

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checking on the boys because i hear them doing their Play Meows and i want to make sure they aren't hurting each other and this is what i see

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Hozier, Florence Welch, Ethel Cain... Father, Mother, Holy Spirit...

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if a wizard shows you her boobs you should look

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*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.