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Cyberpunk 2077 (dev. CD Projekt Red)

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putting you in the styrofoam pit. no escaping

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topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

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I just want to love you

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When you draw for someone and they set it as their profile picture

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I posted this on twitter and it got almost 200k likes so I guess that means I’m legally required to post this here too

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to

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in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

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I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

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Say this with me. Manifest it. Make it real. “I am not harmed by fire or explosives.” Say that outloud. Remember it. The only thing that’s stopping you is your own head. Never stop grinding.