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People in the UK especially, please don't give your ID to Spotify
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Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg movie
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my uncle (named big michael, you will soon find out why) who is 6’9 (Now You Understand) just arrived to sleep over at our place, i was not informed, there are no lights on in the hall, he has a key, and it is 34 minutes past midnight. So that is all to say, I do think with some certainty, that I am now, officially, the first human being who has come this close to seeing the boogie man in real life, and survived. He unfolded himself through that door frame like a poorly made origami crane from hell.
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Oh I'm done hidin',
Now I'm shinin'
Like I'm born to be
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I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.
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*sees two women interacting for five seconds in a show*: c’mooooon lesbians *shaking dice in fist* mama needs a new pair of lesbians
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AUTOEROTIC, or Portraits with a 2003 Chevy Impala (2020)
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the people's princess
Taylor Dearden as Dr. Melissa King in THE PITT (2025-)
#don't go here#never watched a single minute of this#probably never will cause medical dramas trigger me#BUT#I think I'm in love
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supercorp as a tragedy told in four acts hands
the fully saturated version (better when viewed on ipad or pc) and grayscale under the cut:


#this is so beautiful#holy fuck#they make me a lil crazy#and this art makes me fully insane bonkers gnawing at my bones#gonna be thinking about this one for a while
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oh huh! it turns out there's a difference between "growing up" and "waiting around so long you're not technically a child anymore"
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Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".
You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.
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They make me insane
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