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MY BOYFRIEND AND I MET THE I AM RECTANGULAR GUY????

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king gizzard are inventors.

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if i was joeys father and he tried to leave my house in that outfit i would be confiscating his phone. grounded for three months. no more car privileges. you’re done buddy.

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lana having beef with ethel lowkey like if markiplier had beef with me

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After awhile of being unsure if I was going to see mcr because of an airline strike, I am going on my trip today!!! Being 20 is all about going on my first non family vacation!!!

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When I was 14 I was so hyperfixated on undertale that I tried to build the entire map in minecraft. Insane what a hyper fixation will do

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walky jake fffffuuuuuuuuccking wednesday

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fuck dude i need someone to make sure the coast is clear and no guards walk in on me as i rob this bank

my humble army of watchful goons i solely pay in spoonfuls of vegemite:

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bob dylan is pregnant

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walky jake fffffuuuuuuuuccking wednesday

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hiiiii can i bother you forever

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hell yeah

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my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. "yay" is one of my default responses now

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oh ambrose and joey had sex on stage (had a harmonica x guitar “battle” in boogieman sam, it was extremely erotic to me)

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current era stu mackenzie is like if a beautiful flower died and got reincarnated in the body of a normal 34 year old man

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