resident of the gayest state in the south ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (virginia)
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Elon Musk waking up Donald Trump at 4am on a Tuesday to tell him about his newest idea for a government department (K.E.A.N.U)
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Glorbo glorbo reebogonk zeegoo. Graboo goodoo reebfunk "Bro visited his friend" garkgook ๐

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Hawk Tuah recently went viral for her quoting of R.S Thomas, reciting
"The furies are at home
in the mirror; it is their address.
Even the clearest water,
if deep enough can drown."

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I love posting about a game that unnerves me too much to play it for more than 20 minutes at a time
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founding fathers: haha yeah man the constitution should defo change at least one every two decades.
also what they made it take to change the constitution:
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you never see insane hulking abominations whose genitalia have been warped into the form of a stinger these days. because of woke
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Why are you so awesome dude
Haha idk man it just kind of comes to me
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"I need to make this coin flip but I don't have good enough odds. Whatever shall I do?"
The reliable lucky coin:

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