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2 YEARS LATER

What's up guys... this is kinda awkward m just typing whatever come to my head right now, sooo have I matured since then? Nahh...do I still call myself vortex? Yhhh, do I still talk to people on the internet? Yhhh, will I ever stop talking to people on the internet? Yhhh.....wait NOOOOO. Chill guys m joking. I mean I feel like I've matured like I've reduced the amount of games I play, but like I can't even be considered as being a kid for playing games because gaming is such a big part of our generation now, so like fuck those parents and aunties that come to your house n asks you that stupid rhetorical question "how old are you" or "are you a kid"? Like you don't k is what what this generation has come to. Oohhhhh look at me typing about generations and shit. And I promise I didn't start talking about generation just to make me seem all grown up I was genuinely complaining. okay okay that's enough complaining for today. Sooo what's up guys? How's it going? Why am I acting like 200000000 people are going to read this lol you guys all skipped reading that number cuz you don't know what it is..... and now most of you are going to go back to it and try to prove yourseves wrong, It's okay don't even know what the number is I just added alot 0's. But for real no-one is going to actually read this except for those people who I go up to on discord and a few irl friends n be like... "YOU GUYS WANA READ MY TUMBLR POST" and most of you probably don't give a shit but your just gunna read it anyway because just like me they also have nothing to do with their life. DUDE I've realised say "Like" alot, like just paused Nd read through what I've written so far and the amount of "like's" I've used is unbelievable... I mean it's believable cuz I did it but u know what I'm trying to say. Okay I'm gunna set my self a goal and try not to use "like" in like every fucking sentence....wait I think that's the first time I swore in this fine piece of written text I'm typing up right now, I feel like a badass. Urrrmmm what she'll we talk about now.....hmmmm let's see. Oh yhhh so I was in bed right like I just woke up...yup I used "like" again but whatever, okay so I was in bed and sometimes I sleep butt naked because it's too hot at night and I was lying down on the left side so my butts sticking out on the right side and I had my right hand on my bum and I was just thinking to my self what would happen if my butt cheeks were stitched together? Yhhh this is so fucking awkward why am I writing about this I just want to make it super long and now I'm just throwing in bullshit of things I think about on a daily basis.

OKAY.... so after telling that retarded butt story I paused took like a 2 hour break and was like I'm gunna type the rest up later because I couldn't think of anything to right and I was just fiddling with my phone and YOU WILL NOT BELIBE WHAT HAPPEND.... I closed the tumblr tab..bitch my heart just stopped how was I gunna type that all up again ??? For 3 min I was just debating whether to type it up again or not, BUT I HAD TOLD PEOPLE THAT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF TYPING THIS..... wait how did I tell people OH YH THATS RIGHT. I took a FUCKING screenshot and my story or whatever this is and sent it to people on Snapchat so I opened Snapchat and typed the whole of the first paragraph again. For most of it I compromised but I feel like I've made it better then what it originally was. I guess it's time for a break and then I'll move on to my third and final paragraph.

Can you guys believe it's been 2 years since I typed up my last tumblr post I was 18 and now I'm 20 I have not changed I don't think I ever will tbh (to be honest) but it's scary because sometimes I think to myself.. imagine if I'm 50 and Ims till acting like a fucking teenager. Should I stop typing? I think this is enough. Meh I'm just gunna Carry on typing. Just to let you guys know I started typing this up at like 7am and it is now 12:25... And I'm still in my bed I should have just went to work my boss is probably gunna look at me in a funny way when I walk in tomorrow. The excuse I used was I have a doctor's appointment at 12:05 and that I'll try co come in after the appointment I thing you guys and my boss both know I'm not gunna come in, I added the :05 to make it seem legit ;)... I guess it's time to say goodbye.... this is so awkward I'm just gunna stop typing and press post...BYE GUYS!!

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WTF AM I EVEN DOING??

Hello my names vortex and I’m 18 I play alot of games,like ALOT OF GAMES. Wait… No that’s a lie I only play like one game and its league of legends. I play with my friends….kappa :( I don’t have friends but, you know I like don’t care. By alot of games I mean I play alot of league (short for league of legends) all the other games are kinda boring. Like really boring, and by boring I mean like REALLLLY BORING. Reading this you might be thinking, “what is he doing right now” well Im sitting in the passenger seat in a car and typing This. Yhh I know leave me alone I don’t have a life, but like I do… ok this is awkward because I don’t know what to type now. Who am I even talking to? What am I doing with my life? Who is even gunna read this? OK look listen I’m literally In a car typing this up. Like no kappa. Oh yh you know how I told you I have no friends well I go on teamspeak I have a lot of friends on teamspeak maybe like 134 friends, if you think I’m lieing… Ur right -_- I have like around 20 I think, maybe even less. Ugghh now I have to get out of the car but I don’t want to. Like no kappa getting in the car is the easy part but getting out is sooo hard, it’s literally like going to bed but when it’s time to get out of bed you just can’t ….anyway g2g now CY@.

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How I nearly had a heart attack today

okay...so I’m going start off with my shoes are ripped, I need new shoes water is always going into my shoes, and we all know what that means....WET SOCKS and I hate having wet socks then when you take your shoes of your feet smell like DAMP, FAM no word of a lie. i just wanted to bring this up becuse i really need new shoes.

okay so moving on to how i nearly had a heart attack. i dont know how to explain this...okay lets go. so i was on my chair yh! like some fat motherfucker yh! btw (by the way) i was playing black ops 3...lets not go off topic. so i was playing black ops 3 yh! and the screen just goes black so im like ill turn it off then turn it back on. little did I know it wasn't gonna turn back on. so im there shitting my self and when i say shitting myself i MEAN SHITTING MYSELF BECAUSE IT IS PRE-OWNED. i tried every thing i possibly could,so im there like chill fam. you know one of them ones when a light bulb appearers on top of your gutti, yh thats what happend to me. i took out my phone and holla’d my man ADEE. u know why because? because hes the man to go to if you've got a technical difficulty so i messaged my man on whats app, but messaging was dead. so man rang him and he told me take your wires out and plug them back on. little did i know that it was gunna come back on. you should have seen my face when i saw the ps4 symbol and the nice blue background, and i was thrilled to discover that my ps4 was back in action i had a big ass smile on my face all thanx to my man ADEE. i couldn't wait to jump back into the party and have fun on ps4 once again. THE END   

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THE AVENGERS AGE OF ULTRON

This movie was great I had a lot of fun watching it.It was like 5 times better then the first one, but the furs one hade more of a story to it and in this one it was just about a robot that iron man created. Ut it was still amazing the slow motions and effects, the fighting EVERY THING WAS GREAT. Can't wait till the next one comes out!!

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I haven't forgotten

Yhh it's not that I have forgotten about tumblr...it's just that I have nothing interesting to post. I promise I will post something as soon as something good happens

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I don't feel human

Well first thing is first my TV doesn’t turn on. My TV is my life lyk you you don’t understand, without the tv I can’t go on my pc or ps3….yhh ive know it 2015 and I still haven’t got a next gen console, but I’m working on it. The whole day I have wasted doing nothing and watching youtube video. I now know what depression feels like I don’t feel like doing anything, I regret not going to work. But that’s not the only reason why I don’t feel human…things haven’t been feeling the same I don’t know why but I just wish I could go back in time and fix what happed…..

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Now I know how being on period feels like

okay so this morning I woke up and I needed a shit...like for real A SHIT!!! as soon as i came out my room my mom literally closed the bathroom door behind he. my face was lyk..WTF MOM !!!!. so I waited and waited. you wouldn't believe what happened after waiting for 20 Min. by the way at this point I was going to cry because my shit was literately about to COME OUT!. so i’m there crying holding my ass hopping and praying it wouldn't come out. then I hear water...YES FUCKING WATER.....MY MOM WAS TALKING A FUCKING SHOWER... you don't understand I felt like I was having my period. i shouted MOM HURRY UP!!! and you know what she said to me, she said ill be 5 min lyk dude iv’e been waiting for 32 FUCKING MIN!!... so 5 min later she came out and, I think we all know what happed after that......  

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Why I signed up for tumblr

I don't really know why I signed up for tumblr, but I think I'm going to like tubmlr because I can post what ever I do in my life and no one can see it....well I say that then some randomer come to my profile and starts stalking me. so yh lets begin the journey of posting random shit daily